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Song Parodies -> "Do You Fear What I'm Playing?"

Original Song Title:

"Can You Hear What I'm Saying"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toto

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Fear What I'm Playing?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Moral panic time!
You yell "Satanic!" when I play D&D
Addin' numbers to the dice, not much sin I can see, ooh-whoa-oh
I think you're just lookin' for the smallest sign
You can spin as proof that we're hellbent, but I
Think 'bout how my monk filled the land with peace
And yet you think it's somethin' where souls will burn up, but please, oh-oh

Do you fear what I'm playin'? Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Do you fear what I'm playin'? Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Ah

What I like is vice, which gets it banned from me
They're stupid cards, alright, won't make me Satan mentally, you moron
You're microscope lookin' to find a conclusion
That's simply bogus, no, an out-and-out delusion
You claim that Pokémon's promotin' evolution
Names are the same, that's the sole contribution, twit

Do you fear what I'm playin'? Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh (do you fear)
Do you fear what I'm playin'? Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Do you fear me? Wow

You're a dope, a total dope
You're a dope, a clueless dope
You're a dope, an utter dope

Do you fear what I'm playin'? Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh (do you fear)
Do you fear what I'm playin'? Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Do you fear what I'm playin'? Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh (do you fear)
Do you fear what I'm playin'? Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Do you fear me? Wow, this has gone way beyond "prude", oh-oh
With a stick up your butt, forever peer pressure
Do you fear me cause I like rap, dude? Hippity-hop will make you wet your pants, oh yeah
Do you fear mascots with attitude?
There's no indication your rants are the truth
It's a load of shit, that sparked your indignation
Oh, how wrong, how wrong
Oh, ya-ee-yah, dumb fear
Do you fear what I'm playin'?
You ban all of this dumb stuff, oh, only because you're afraid of fun

Good thing my parents never did this (at least in a way I noticed), otherwise I'd never spend days on end grinding to evolve every Pokémon to complete the Pokédex...wait, this was supposed to be a good thing, right?

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Agrimorfee - December 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Surprised you didn't mention Magic:The Gathering, or even Cards Against Humanity. Eh well.

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