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Song Parodies -> "My Cherie Centaur"
Original Song Title:
"My Cherie Amour"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"My Cherie Centaur"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Let's see, I've done a parody about being in love with a mermaid, what's next...ooh! Centaurs!
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
My che-erie centaur, love to ride you all damn da-ay
My che-erie centaur, I love how you've styled your ma-ane
My che-erie centaur, pretty filly girl that I-I-I adore
Some say our love is one to abhor
When I hold your hoof, such lie-ies
Hate the se-e-ecretive places that we have to mee-eet
It's hard whe-en your arse size isn't quite "pony-y"
My che-erie centaur, you can't lie that it's hard to-o-o ignore
But you see, that's what I love you for
You stand out, one of a ki-i-ind
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
Maybe o-one day, there won't be bigots in the crowd
O-O-O-Or I cou-ould pay for a spell to swap my legs ou-out
Oh, che-erie centaur, I don't want to hide our love no more
So I have two legs and you have four
Our perfect love should be fi-ine
La la la la-a-a la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
My che-erie centaur, love to ride you all damn da-ay
My che-erie centaur, I love how you've styled your ma-ane
My che-erie centaur, pretty filly girl that I-I-I adore
Some say our love is one to abhor
When I hold your hoof, such lie-ies
Hate the se-e-ecretive places that we have to mee-eet
It's hard whe-en your arse size isn't quite "pony-y"
My che-erie centaur, you can't lie that it's hard to-o-o ignore
But you see, that's what I love you for
You stand out, one of a ki-i-ind
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
Maybe o-one day, there won't be bigots in the crowd
O-O-O-Or I cou-ould pay for a spell to swap my legs ou-out
Oh, che-erie centaur, I don't want to hide our love no more
So I have two legs and you have four
Our perfect love should be fi-ine
La la la la-a-a la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la, la la la la la la
Could've been worse, could've been an equitaur - that's lower half of a horse, upper half of an anthro horse. Imagine kissing that! Probably be a hell of a French kiss, though...why am I thinking about this?
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I believe part of the mythology of centaurs is that they are extremely perverted isn't it? if that's so then they probably know a few tricks in bed... "sighs" what's wrong with us T_C_O_P? 5's
Jon, I think you are thinking of a satyr: one of a class of lustful, drunken woodland gods. In Greek art they were represented as a man with a horse's ears and tail, but in Roman representations as a man with a goat's ears, tail, legs, and horns.
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