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Song Parodies -> "Bogus Line Cuttin (Tough Guy)"

Original Song Title:

"Bonafied Lovin (Tough Guys)"

Original Performer:

Chromeo

Parody Song Title:

"Bogus Line Cuttin (Tough Guy)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If you've managed to go your life without encountering an utter jagoff cutting in front of the line because they're a jagoff, either you're incredibly blessed or not at an age where you can read this anyway.
Let me tell you 'bout a thing occurin' way too much to me
And some other folks maybe, I'm not sweaty over the details, see
Familiar great insuff'rable douche who stops to ruin our days
A diff'rent location but you'll still see the similar refrains
See as the time goes tock and tick, what you'll see is a total prick
Who assumes that he's so good at stuff that he can sneak in the line and cut
Huge jerk, what he's done ain't fine, so damn impatient, he'll hijack the line
So confident we'll let him do it but I've had it with that shite

I hate their bogus line a-cuttin', oh, oh, oh-oh
This schtick is honestly old
I hate their bogus line a-cuttin', oh, oh, oh-oh
It's not the way to be bold now

Keen to tell you that he has more money than we'd ever know
People givin' him looks, not a one that's good, some hot, some icy cold
He'll always stop for a minute or two or forty, whatever
'Cause nobody sees that we just can't keep him here, he's late for work!
Dude, the blame for that must lie on you not plannin' out your time
Maybe with some real-world life experience, you'll forgo your line interference
Huge jerk to not just imply but straight say to my face that my
Complaints mean nothin' 'cause I'm stupid, you're the one who can't read signs, huh

I hate their bogus line a-cuttin', oh, oh, oh-oh
Think it's been earned with their gold
I hate their bogus line a-cuttin', oh, oh, oh-oh
Can't see the sleeves now up-rolled, wow

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

I hate their bogus line a-cuttin'
With managers to then scold
I hate their bogus line a-cuttin'
Hope nothin' to them gets sold now

Of course there's the third option where, like me, you don't do enough shopping for various other reasons so an unintended benefit is that you don't have to deal with the aforementioned jagoffs. Though someone did cut ahead of me in the drive-thru the other day, so maybe I'm not as immune as I thought.

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