Song Parodies -> "Cold Iron"

Original Song Title:

"Gold Lion"

Original Performer:

"Cold Iron"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

It's the surefire way to slay a mystical being when you can't afford silver!

Cold iron, it's just what I need to fight shit
Cold iron, need to tell me where to find it
Witches want to taint my soul
Need that metal 'fore I fall

I'll tell you what I saw, tell you what I saw
A horde of mad pixies
They'd like to find
My buttocks for some kind of feast
So what I'd like from you
Is makin' a ton of horseshoes
I'd like to throw a few
At the things I saw, I'll need a handful
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, oh oh
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, oh oh

Cold iron, heard those freaky things don't like it
Cold iron, so I'm hopin' you don't mind if
I run off with all your stock
Worth it to axe 'em all off

Don't like your lies
That they're real people and I'm high
I don't like liars, I'll still buy
Your stock of iron that's on offer
Is it icy? Would be dire
If it's only lukewarm, right
If it isn't cold, my corpse will sue you
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, oh oh
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, oh oh

Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, oh oh
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, oh oh

Though if you can't find any cold iron, just throw loose change at 'em! Worked when we fought some werewolves a few D&D sessions ago.

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