God, it's so hard here to create
Cause I can't think up a band name

Been here a while, don't feel so well
The pain in my front lobes continues to swell
All my buds, they depend on me
To fill registration to make cash green
Whoa-oh-oh, maybe "Bonus Fun"? Yeah-eah
Oh-oh-oh, perhaps "Air of Stun"?
Those guys won't help me since they're also stumped

God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Can't go with "Dartz" cause that's way past lame
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Yeah, can't think up a band name

This blank line, it taunts, I'm pissed
Hate to fail and waste pencil tips
I thought "Lead Sheet" could work just fine
But after a think, poisonous things aren't right
Whoa-oh-oh, maybe "Bogus Bun"?
Oh-oh-oh, perhaps "Fair to Pun"?
This should be easy but my brain's still plugged

God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Won't pick "Punch Hard", that makes pain sound great
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Can't think up, no

Oh
God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name
How 'bout "Fun Park"? No, that's way too safe
Can't think up a band name (band name)
God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Might leave that part blank, could claim we're "Space"
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