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Song Parodies -> "One Free Dare For You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be There for You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rembrandts

Parody Song Title:

"One Free Dare For You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The one where this one dude gets every one of his friends to dare him to do anything, no matter how stupid.
So no-one told you I've been known to be insane?
Foolishly hoped "a joke" but now you're stuck in place
May have been warned "all up to you", I fear
But the only thing to say right here is what I should dye my beard, cause

One free dare for you
That's what you get, of course
One free dare for you
What style cheese should I snort?
One free dare for you
What's your dare for me, dude?

Should I bench-press a desk or eat ten pounds of dates?
Or if you pick it, I'll tattoo you on my taint
I tried to warn you, it's no phase or trick
Cause I'll still be your friend, dude, you just have to make me juggle boxed bees, man

One free dare for you
Make me break ten chessboards
One free dare for you
Or else I'll just be bored
One free dare for you
What's your dare for me, dude?

Thought ev'ryone who knows me
Even those who just greet me
Know that I have a lust for doin' what's dared of me, see
Give me a mug, say "drain this" (ooh)
And I just can't care less if (ooh)
It's full to brim with gnat's piss (ooh)
Cause I'd hate to hurt your feelin's, true, yeah (ah)

To let down anyone's my greatest fear
And so I feel I have to make a scene and chug twenty-year-old beer

One free dare for you
Run nude on a golf course
One free dare for you
Play hopscotch with wild boars
One free dare for you
What's your dare for me, dude?

One free dare for you
One free dare for you
One free dare for you
What's your dare for me, dude?

The one where I admit I've never watched a single episode of Friends.

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Jonathan - October 22, 2018 - Report this comment
you've never watched "friends?" but thou must! nah, just kidding. it's good, but kinda overrated if you consider all of the better sitcoms out there. also, funny you should write a parody about a daredevil, I'm tinkering with one of those, myself. 5s

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