Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Planned to go outside, I know
That rarely happens, not a social bloke
I researched hard so I would know (so I'd know)
What to expect from the weather, but lo (oh-oh-oh)
All of those websites dropped the ball (ball)
Wouldn't say it was freezin' cold (cold)
It wasn't rainin' on the street
Zero snow that I could see
But it still looked mis'rable as could be (oh-oh)

Simply not ideal, the sky up there
Is not a sight that makes for a trip that's happy
It's just kinda glum to see what's up there
A dead, grey sky, not what I want it to hand me
Didn't plan for this, it's cloudy
I'm a little pissed, it's cloudy
It makes me feel bummed to see it up there
Bland to the eye (yeah, bland to the eye)
Why'd it give me this? It's cloudy
It's friggin' cloudy
Not the worst kind of weather, to be fair
Still want sunshine (wanted sunshine, yeah, yeah)

This sucks, don't want to waste time (wastin' time)
Drivin' home to put on some jeans of mine
Too cold for shorts, sure, there's no ice (zero ice)
It's still uncomfy, stupid weather sites
My mood had started to fall (fall)
And then I suddenly recalled (balls)
"That's right I didn't bring with me
An emergency brolly"
Now I know it's gonna piss down on me

Didn't wanna feel any chilled air
Right up my thighs, man, today just really hates me
A nice picnic lunch, dude, doesn't seem fair
That all the time I spent plannin' was a waste, geez
Have to deal with this, it's cloudy
Waste of a car trip, it's cloudy
Not gonna give up, dude, already there
But I'll still whine (yeah, still gonna whine)
Cause this is the pits, it's cloudy
It's friggin' cloudy
If I was more bummed, true, then grey's my fare
But I'm mad, right, yeah-eah

Planned out my whole day based around this (around this)
For once, leave my home (my home)
So although grey skies make me depressed (oh-whoa, ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
From spite, I'll sit and deal (oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh)

Gonna have to deal with what's up there
And it seems I'm the one moron who dared stay, geez
Don't see anyone who's settin' up there
That means if I swear from rain, I won't look crazy
Might've said "I'm pissed, it's cloudy"
Downgrade to "I'm miffed, it's cloudy"
Wasted a whole song, true, got it out there
Can't stay inside (yeah, might've gone wild)