My guests, listen to what I behold:
Pay attention to the grand display shown
Don't want you to go peak over to the left
Where there's nothin', keep lookin' straight ahead

No sight is grander than what is before you
See my frame with no sort of trickery
No way there's somethin' behind that curtain
It's the whole truth, there is nothin' worth seein'
It's just me

Somethin' tells me my words have been thrown
'Cause now you're lookin' where I said eyes should not go
Heed me, won't heed me, it's written on your face
Please don't wander over there, just a blank space

The sight of me in all of my wonder bores you?
Rumours say that it isn't the real me?
No way, I'm not hidin' by that curtain
I'm no hologram, I'm all that's worth seein'
It's just me

I don't wanna crush you all
Can totally do that, you know
Just do what I say and leave that spot alone
It's nothin', let it go (let go)

Oh fine, you wanna look there? I won't stop you
Make your way, sate your curiosity
You crave the answer behind the curtain?
Well, I'm sorry, there's jack-all there worth seein'
It's just me
It's just me