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The Cure

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The Lyrics

When a job seeker fails...
I spy
Something beginning with 'F'

You hand in your resume right on top
Of my desk in hopes that I'll give you a job (job)
Throw those out the window with your dreams and prospects
You'd do better working at Target instead
There's nothing here that shows that you're of use
I need someone more clueless about just what I can do
All these degrees you have accrued? 'Fraid they're an unwelcome sight
As a manager, I really need brainless drones, alright?

Quietly I laugh, I can't believe this
This won't work out, why'd you put down your ref'rences?
A huge waste of effort, can tell from your eyes
You'd ask too many questions, making backups of files
You missed your shot, I'm honest now, you silly boy
Don't threaten like that, nothing illegal to abhor
You can't claim checkmate, own this whole state, all thanks to bribes
Top manager, even the owner follows me, right

And it's not like I withheld reasons
Like a thousand million other CEOs
No, I'm giving you fair warning
That this is one hand it's better to fold
Cause I'm hiring my best friend's cousin

"I'm calling my lawyer" said the ant to the most high
"This bullshit isn't ending here"

...and the interviewer is some kind of immense prick.

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