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Song Parodies -> "The Hardest Oven to Stuff In"
Original Song Title:
"The Hardest Button to Button"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The White Stripes
Parody Song Title:
"The Hardest Oven to Stuff In"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Having someone over for dinner always leads to complications...
I got a hankerin' for meat now
A great big serve to cram right into my mouth
It sure would bring me joy, so just work with me, boy
I want a huge chunk of your flesh clenched between my gums
Pipin' hot gravy all over prime steak
No, I'm not lyin', I wanna eat you today
I wanna make chops out of your buttocks
I know it seems wrong but there's no-one here to stop it
Not lost my sanity, no, I'm alright now
All I wanna do is serve you up like a cow
I don't know you, don't have to know you
To want to grill you right now, so stop runnin', that's a no, dude
Once I've covered you in all this batter
You may be greasy but you'll taste so good, might slaver
Oh my God, I think there's somethin' wrong here, true
Forgot this is the hardest friggin' oven to stuff in
So you just sit there, I'll take this hammer
Bang on it 'til I'm a much better crammer
You better stay there, don't run off, dipshit
I wanna eat you up, just watch me crowbar this thing, quick
The hardest oven to stuff in
The hardest oven to stuff in
The hardest oven to stuff in
The hardest oven to stuff in, uh-oh
The hardest oven to stuff in
The hardest oven to stuff in, uh-oh
The hardest oven to stuff in
Where do you think you are runnin'?
Told you to stay there, stop runnin'
So much for my long pork chops, shit
Damn hardest oven to stuff in, uh-oh
A great big serve to cram right into my mouth
It sure would bring me joy, so just work with me, boy
I want a huge chunk of your flesh clenched between my gums
Pipin' hot gravy all over prime steak
No, I'm not lyin', I wanna eat you today
I wanna make chops out of your buttocks
I know it seems wrong but there's no-one here to stop it
Not lost my sanity, no, I'm alright now
All I wanna do is serve you up like a cow
I don't know you, don't have to know you
To want to grill you right now, so stop runnin', that's a no, dude
Once I've covered you in all this batter
You may be greasy but you'll taste so good, might slaver
Oh my God, I think there's somethin' wrong here, true
Forgot this is the hardest friggin' oven to stuff in
So you just sit there, I'll take this hammer
Bang on it 'til I'm a much better crammer
You better stay there, don't run off, dipshit
I wanna eat you up, just watch me crowbar this thing, quick
The hardest oven to stuff in
The hardest oven to stuff in
The hardest oven to stuff in
The hardest oven to stuff in, uh-oh
The hardest oven to stuff in
The hardest oven to stuff in, uh-oh
The hardest oven to stuff in
Where do you think you are runnin'?
Told you to stay there, stop runnin'
So much for my long pork chops, shit
Damn hardest oven to stuff in, uh-oh
Dude, just order take out next time.
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This parody was in good taste! Hannibal Lecter would really dig into this one!
I get the humor of this, but it did not appeal to me too much...it just seemed too graphic, close towards pornographic. If it was more clear that this was being directed to a cow or a pig, maybe I wouldn't have lost my appetite.
Have you watch that movie "The Untold Story" by any chance?
(Artistry) Are you talking about an animal or a human, because with Aggy's comment, I'm not sure. I assumed human, like Matty, but Aggy thinks you're talking to animal meat. Now I am confused. I liked what was said, but now I wish you'd been more specific about it.
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