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Song Parodies -> "Follow Me"

Original Song Title:

"Holocene"

Original Performer:

Bon Iver

Parody Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]!"
"That was crazy, right? Want more? Please subscribe to me"
The end of ev'ry vid I've seen
They crawl and beg for ev'ry hit, a tad obscene
That kinda life just ain't for me
Long for all the views for some big-ass engagement

Ev'ryone puts their own style
In the same old spiel but I
Still wish that it would die, die, die

I don't blame them, YouTube makes all insane
That's why the comments are a place
For conspiracies to breed with zero need
To cite a source for what you say
So the need to do a bit to boost your reach
Well, it's nothing all that new to me
Sorry if I'm rude 'bout it, one needs engagement

But to say it out loud? I
Can do naught but roll my eyes
So sad to beg for likes, likes, likes

Put a slide with the shite you need for likes
Posts, subscriptions, I might then comply
I get you need the algorithm to not freak
But please don't dare condescend to me
I know how to view and drive up your engagement

Do your thing, won't unsubscribe
Just because you're cringe at times
It's not your bad, it's mine, mine, mine

"Go in peace, my children, in the name of like, share, and subscribe, amen."

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