-> "Just a Lawn"
Original Song Title:
"When You're Gone"
Parody Song Title:
"Just a Lawn"
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I fin'lly have a house of my own
The only rules I have to follow are mine
Well, until you appeared to make it known
That I need to keep my garden real short in height
And I would obey except you have zero sway
Don't you see that I don't need you right now?
Just a lawn, no fancy plants to overgrow, it's true
Just a lawn, no massive trees to block anybody's view
Just a lawn, just grass I need to sheer and that's what I'd do anyway
So now I must say: piss off, you
If I had known 'bout you before
I decided to move here, I would refuse
'Cause you will not get off of my front porch
Still demanding I do the dumb things you want me to
You won't walk away, offended at my display
Have you even looked around you right now?
Just a lawn, no secret holdings of home-grown produce
It's just a lawn, your giant list applies to jack-all, it's true
It's just a lawn, some grass I'm gonna sheer when I have spare time in the day
Is that not okay? No? Screw you
All this H.O.A bother, don't think the neighbours
Comply either, yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Because I see a mob of them start to approach, rollin' eyes before they all pull out their phones
Think you'd better leave, no manager with which to speak, yeah-eah-eah
Just a lawn, I haven't parked my car upon it, true
It's just a lawn, don't even know if it's real grass, got no clue
It's just a lawn, pre-emptively came here, had no time to wreck my landscape
Your life must be lame, pity you, mmm-mmm-mmm
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