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Song Parodies -> "I'd Nope"

Original Song Title:

"I Hope"

Original Performer:

Gabby Barrett

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Nope"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Something to Believe In" self-challenge. Nope (verb): to immediately leave a situation that's gone tits-up e.g. "nope the hell outta here".
I, I'd nope if there was time
'Cause that's the kinda shite of which I'd be wantin' zero
I'm not judgin' if you do stay, wait, that's a no
Oh, buddy, I, I'd nope right the hell off
In my car, I would hop and hope my tank's got reserves
Really close to the speed limit, I would skirt, yeah

I'd nope, I won't wanna pause just in case it's alright
I'd nope, there's no way I'd stop, just might see the speed lines
I'd nope, my only thought would be to flee
You're my friend, I'd drag you with me
I'd nope, I'd head right off, won't check if it's not out of hand
I'd nope 'cause ev'ry damn time folks don't, it all ends up bad
I'd nope, run faster than the fastest scene
In that Flash show they once played on TV
It's true, I'd nope, I'd flee if weird shit was seen
Won't stay, I'd nope, I'd flee, hope you run with me

Yeah, mate, I'd nope 'til my lungs shrivel like an anti-smokin' bit
I don't know how to fight, can't shoot for shit
I'd nope 'til it's late at night, sun is low, can't see where to go, happens once more
Look, buddy, I, I'd nope right the hell out
And don't call me a coward, this is just simple self-preservation
I'd like to keep all of my skin

I'd nope, I only would drop speed once I'm safe inside
I'd nope, just go for a run, ignore pain in my thighs
I'd nope until I really feel I'm free
Because death is kinda crappy
I'd nope and hide under my bed 'til the danger has passed
I'd nope 'cause the truth is I've failed ev'ry single gym class
I'd nope if any danger comes near me
To change the word to use to "far", you see
It's true, I'd nope, I'd flee if bad shit was seen
Won't stay, I'd nope, I'd flee, hope you run with me

I'd nope just so fast, break the speed of sound
I'd nope, your plans to kill whatever's the danger
Is brave but so stupid right now

I'd nope, I won't use my car, findin' it would waste time
I'd nope, no hope my fist punch would do more than break mine
I'd nope until there's nothin' else near me
Than my best friend: Mr. Teddy
I'd nope, no need to stay on deck, that's askin' for a stab
I'd nope, if it's flee or flight, the latter's what I would tap
I'd nope because I have no trust in me
To do the things I've done in games, you see
It's true, I'd nope, I'd flee if mad shit was seen
Won't stay, I'd nope, I'd flee, hope you run with me

You should run with me

The greatest of all plans: RUN AWAY!

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