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Song Parodies -> "Drank Through Necks"

Original Song Title:

"thank u, next"

Original Performer:

Ariana Grande

Parody Song Title:

"Drank Through Necks"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Turnin' It Up" self-challenge. Yep, United State of Pop time again and we almost had a triple threat of "first song parodied being number one in America at the time" if it wasn't for Sicko Mode stealing the top spot, rassa frassa. Anyway, a newly born vampire has some...reservations, let's say.
When I first lost my soul
And turned into a bat
I thought I could be picky
How I went about that
But no, I'm forced to carry
Out this act so distasteful
In the way that's so far from tranquil
It just looks too painful
I must drink blood
I must, I hate it
But must suck and drain
Their fluids, it's heinous
Wish I could nibble arms
Or hook up an I.V.
A method that harms
My poor victims the least
Rather than this way

Drank through necks, necks
Drank through necks, necks
Drank through necks
It's so violent, but it's all there is
Drank through necks, necks
Drank through necks, necks
Drank through necks, necks
I feel awful

An undignified end
To your life and my hunger
If you hate scarves, oh well
Good luck with hidin' those punctures
It's so hard for the secret to last
Know it drains blood fast
But I'm in no hurry
Cause it all tastes like crap (it tastes like crap)
Can't I drink blood (blood)
Out of a vein which (vein which)
Is all tucked away (way)?
It just seems brainless (yeah, pretty brainless)
For a vampire to show off (yeah, yeah)
When all of our movies (yeah, yeah)
Show just how we go down (yeah, yeah)
Should improve our methods, this is a dumb way

Drank through necks, necks (drank through necks)
Drank through necks, necks (drank through necks)
Drank through necks (drank through)
"It's tradition", don't mean it's not shit
Drank through necks, necks (drank through necks)
Drank through necks, necks (I drank through necks)
Drank through necks
My opinion: I'd prefer the lips
Drank through necks
Drank through necks
Drank through necks
Feels so awful

Wish I could store up on vials
Of cow blood, I don't wanna
Be a murderer, man
I'm not like you, I'm bothered
By my hideous blood lust, I'm sad
That no other vamp
Will let me be less crass, this
Is the worst kind of gang (worst kind of gang)
At least your standard thugs (thugs)
Are more creative (-ative)
Unique with the ways (ways)
They find cash and gain it (how they'll gain it)
You faux-Draculas, god (yeah, yeah)
When you learn I'm discreet (yeah, yeah)
Send me rice bags now (oh wow) (yeah, yeah)
Must count them, I'm starvin', forced into your ways

Drank through necks, necks (drank through necks)
Drank through necks, necks (drank through necks)
Drank through necks
Have you tried my methods? I doubt it
Drank through necks, necks (drank through necks)
Drank through necks, necks (I drank through necks)
Drank through necks (necks)
Temptin' me to order fresh garlic
Drank through necks
Drank through necks
Drank through necks
Yeah-eah, yee
Drank through necks
Drank through necks
Drank through necks
Yeah-eah, yee

Does it have to be the neck? I like my neck. I use my neck. Kudos to anyone who gets that.

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