I have apathy
I don't really care much, you see
I have apathy
I don't care about anything
I have apathy
Not really one for empathy
I have apathy
Too much effort to show feelings

My reply i-is always "whateve-er"
In a way mo-ost dry-y (meh)
Nothin' in my cortex has been seve-e-ered
I just don't ca-are, ri-i-ight (bored)
Bored of your methods to get me to sa-ay
Happy words, I won't
Not gonna crack a smile whether
You sing a song or tell a bad jo-o-oke

I have apathy (me-e-e-e-ee-eh)
There's no hidden feelings in me (uh-uh-huh, uh-uh-huh)
I have apathy
I don't have a "happy-fun" switch (no switch on me)
I have apathy
I've been this way for years, you see
I have apathy
Always had this "not carin'" thing

There's no big reason why I don't care much
No tragic ba-a-ackstory, I'm ju-ust mi-i-ild (mild)
Those stories you've heard are rumours
All a pile of shite (please)
Go, please, your mere presence
Is quite like a-a-an o-obnoxious mule
I don't care, dude, know I have told you
Ten thousand times, should know
Yet I won't lose my coo-oo-oo-ool

I have apathy (hey-hey, no smiles from me)
Never gonna change, don't try, see (yeah, I'm a rock, so please stop annoyin' me)
I have apathy (uh, a lot of it, y'all)
For all these pointless social things (ooh)
I have apathy (just don't care, dude, this I have told you, hey-hey)
Though sometimes when watchin' TV (hey, oh yeah-ee-yeah)
I lack apathy (shut up, shut up, y'all)
Feels catch me unaware, it stinks (ow, oh, hey-hey-hey)
Prefer apathy (I'm stickin' with apathy)
To succumbin' to bein' twee (I won't do it, nay-nay-nay)
I have apathy (hey, hey, y'all, hey-hey-hey)
In abundance, it's just my thing (shut up, shut up, too hard you're tryin')
I have apathy