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Song Parodies -> "Hardly Touched Thee"

Original Song Title:

"Army of Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hardly Touched Thee"

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The Lyrics

C'mon, I barely touched ya!
Flat run
I'm in a panic
So I've got no time
To judge sores

But from what I felt before
I feel I hardly touched thee
Might've nudged a cell or four
You see? I hardly touched thee

I'm in flight
But not a knob
Learnt avoidance, see
I'm not a jerk

You weren't knocked down to the floor
Which means I hardly touched thee
There's no bruise, no gash, no gore
Can't scream, I hardly touched thee, hardly touched thee

I have to go now
Must vacate you
Might have to shove
More total morons

Limbs still attached, right? Therefore
You see, I hardly touched thee
No I.V. needed there? Score
Must mean I hardly touched thee
The lightest tap on your pores
Dude, please, I hardly touched thee
Pockets feel empty? Howfore?
You see, I hardly touched thee, hardly touched thee

Seriously, though, being in a hurry is no excuse for not watching where you're going.

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