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Song Parodies -> "Pelt Free"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Me"

Original Performer:

Diddy ft. Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Pelt Free"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The messiest of rebellious acts against a dirty politician: public food fight!
Now you'll hear me
Threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it (ow)
Threw that shit (yeah), threw that shit, threw it (now you'll hear me)
Threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it (good aim right here (yeah-eah-eah)
Threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it (now you'll hear me)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (ah, ah), yeah-eah-eah (yeah, yeah), wooh (wooh)
How does that core feel (what, what, oh, oh) (now you'll hear me)?
Ooh-ooh-ooh (please, please-please), this'll never stop (yeah-eah)
Please-please, please
Yeah, yeah, yeah (ow)

Look on your face (look on your face)
It's a thing super precious now it flows red with jam
Such sticky goo is a most beautiful sight (c'mon)
You came here for some speechin', some real desp'rate reachin'
That you're really kind even though you're far from nice
You avoid the polls (we see you)
Still thinkin' you're beloved, we know that you blow
So that's why we're gonna throw (c'mon)
All these old tomatoes at close and distant range (yeah)
I like the way they splat and the way they hit your face (I like that)
I like the way you claim that it's a fake (don't stop)
The way you say you planted that one, all to make a claim (c'mon)
That you're okay with throwin', fine with throwin' things at your face (uh-huh)
But there's more there splattin', comin' from all possible lanes (wooh)
You can't duck the little bits, there's no window or shutter (uh-uh)
Won't earn any endearment from your lies about the splutter (uh-uh)
Try to take some cover, both the physical and others (yeah, yeah, uh-huh)
You'll get your comeuppance from the way you made us suffer (food flies)

Pelt free
Flingin' old fruit around just to show our seethin' hate for thee
Sure, usually this is only done in old movies
But there's somethin' about you that's really got us all quite peeved
A good thing I brought a list with me
Treatin' ev'ryone so rude (rude)
While taxin' ev'ryone but you (you)
The way your personal guards loom (loom)
It's kinda awful
Insist that it's mindless hate (hate)
That brings out the fear and rage (rage)
Then you're deflectin' all the blame (blame)
Onto the incumbent

And so I really like this (I like it), I hope
I hit you in your bollocks (I want it), pelt free
A little of blindin' (c'mon), 'fraid so
Is what you get for whinin' daily (please stop) (threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it)
About how all the pundits (stop whinin') you know (threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it)
Are such a load of dumb shits (it's nonsense), pelt free (threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it) (yo, you can't say that we're not nice, you're a jerk)
No noses up your buttocks (c'mon), you know (threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it)
Won't play it how you want it, yeah (check this out, uh, uh)

Receive your fill of produce to the chest
You're despicable, I'mma toss this lettuce at you next
Your hands wavin', you're tryna reason with all us "plebs"?
Too bad, we heard you say it, so have some lemon zest, won't stop
Orange burst, limes come next, there's no end
To the mob here that lobs cabbage right at your head (c'mon) (oh-oh)
Have to let you know, douche (yeah, yeah), that we really loathe you (uh-huh)
You think you're gonna try a ruse? That's a no, dude (straight no, dude)
You still want us to spoil you when we wanna foil you
Too bad that we've had to get bold, dude (bit bold, dude)
We've tried reason (c'mon), you called that high treason (yeah, yeah)
I'll even the lies with my pie heavin', won't stop
Filled with cream, there's a bunch more I see where that's from
I will ditch potatoes at your teeth (at your teeth)
Yolk's on you, that's what I see
My friends have aimed nicely (yeah, yeah), raise your clothes bill highly, c'mon (shot)

Pelt free
What you thinkin' about when you're slathered in juice? Please
Cause I've been thinkin' about your humiliation, see
You're up on the stage, bein' broadcast on TV
While you're brought down to your knees, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Pineapples are aimed at you (you)
May seem a bit too much, that's true (true)
But then you signed away our doom (doom)
While you were yawnin'
And you had the balls to blame (blame)
Headache pills you took that day (day)
Instead of your obvious hate (hate)
For the young and poor, dick

And so I really like this (I like it), I hope
You get hit in the bollocks (I want it), pelt free
I see the pumpkins flyin' (c'mon), 'fraid so
That's what you get for spyin' daily (please stop)
On ev'ryone, astounded (stop spyin') you don't
Have plans for gettin' pounded (such nonsense), pelt free
By ev'ryone you've crossed, prick (really isn't grounded, yeah), you know
Your shocked look isn't grounded, yeah

You should've predicted (you moron) that the "stupid peasants"
Would bring (we're bringin') old produce to pelt free (ooh)
Pelt free at your bollocks, pelt free at your bollocks, mate
You brought no umbrella (you moron)? You dumb, short-sighted whelp (we're peltin')
Crowd has a clear shot to pelt free (oh-oh-ooh-oh)
Pelt free at your bollocks, pelt free at your bollocks, mate (ooh)
Threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it
Threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it
Threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it
Threw that shit, threw that shit, threw it, threw it, threw it

Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?

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