You'll have to excuse me
When I'm answerin' the door
Just 'cause I'm not dressed, bud
Doesn't mean that I am poor
I just can't be arsed dressin' up to the nines
At best I'm only 4-point-5

I'm kind of a lazy bum
All I've got on is my dressing gown
Still got jammies on
But they can't be seen under my dressing gown
You call me a lout cause I lounge around
In my dressing gown

I've run out of Iced Coffee
I'll go to the corner store
No, I won't be changin'
It's like what I said before
A five minute trip, it doesn't come to mind
To change, I prefer to save time

Callin' me a lazy bum
Cause all I've got on is my dressing gown
I don't care, it's warm
Thawing my frozen balls, good ol' dressing gown
I don't care about what you say, I'm out
In my dressing gown

Oh whoa

Would you rather this than nothin' on at all?

May look like a lazy bum
Scratching my butt in my dressing gown
And you're shocked I have the gall
To walk around the mall in my dressing gown
But I don't care 'bout what you think about
My damn dressing gown
It's real comfy, now

So I'll keep my dressing gown