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Song Parodies -> "Dressing Gown"

Original Song Title:

"Need You Now"

Original Performer:

Lady Antebellum

Parody Song Title:

"Dressing Gown"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Don't Stop The Pop" self-challenge. Just a silly little song about a guy who refuses to take off his dressing gown (what you Americans call a "bathrobe"). Enjoy!
You'll have to excuse me
When I'm answerin' the door
Just 'cause I'm not dressed, bud
Doesn't mean that I am poor
I just can't be arsed dressin' up to the nines
At best I'm only 4-point-5

I'm kind of a lazy bum
All I've got on is my dressing gown
Still got jammies on
But they can't be seen under my dressing gown
You call me a lout cause I lounge around
In my dressing gown

I've run out of Iced Coffee
I'll go to the corner store
No, I won't be changin'
It's like what I said before
A five minute trip, it doesn't come to mind
To change, I prefer to save time

Callin' me a lazy bum
Cause all I've got on is my dressing gown
I don't care, it's warm
Thawing my frozen balls, good ol' dressing gown
I don't care about what you say, I'm out
In my dressing gown

Oh whoa

Would you rather this than nothin' on at all?

May look like a lazy bum
Scratching my butt in my dressing gown
And you're shocked I have the gall
To walk around the mall in my dressing gown
But I don't care 'bout what you think about
My damn dressing gown
It's real comfy, now

So I'll keep my dressing gown

One song left for Don't Stop The Pop! And Farmers' Union Iced Coffee is delicious - and South Australia exclusive!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan - August 30, 2013 - Report this comment
funny if not somewhat creepy 5's

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