Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Browser's Laggy"

Original Song Title:

"Sour Candy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Browser's Laggy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I've been doing this parody gig for 15+ years and I haven't done one about slow internet yet? This must be corrected!
B-Browser's laggy
Ah! Ah (ah)! Ah!
B-Browser's laggy (ah!)

My browser's laggy
I seethe at the circle spinnin' at me, yeah
Browser's laggy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Whole thing is right slow
Drives me crazy, what clogged my net's pipe flow?
Browser's laggy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (ah!)

Ev'ry single site refuses to load up for me
The title on the tab's all that's visible on the screen (uh)
Yes, I'm not an idiot so I've only got the one open, open (shh)
Turned it off and on but that's not solvin' it all now
Both the window and the computer, net is still slowed down
I've got things to upload so this is a genuine problem, problem (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

My phone still works just fine so I can search online
Why my web's all kinda messed up
Did some server get fried? Did some cables get tied? Get tied? Get tied?

Nothin' will load up, somethin' is messed up
Closed all but this pane, it's still a total pain
Come on, load for me, come on, load for me
Want a non-blank screen, gettin' rather peeved
I've tried some switching, ev'ry browser's laggy
Come on, load for me, come on, load for me
Come on, browser's laggy (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

The outlets are all fine, modem has the right lights
But still the speed's like a dead slug
It's all been plugged in fine but still no page in sight, in sight, in sight

My browser's laggy
No tweets or reblogs are starin' at me, yeah
Browser's laggy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"Just go outside"? No
Do you hate me? I don't do that shite, so
Browser's laggy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (ah!)

Wastin' time, wastin' time (ah!)
B-Browser's laggy (ah!) (browser's laggy)
Hate this shite, hate this shite (ah!), uh
B-Browser's laggy
Drains my life, drains my life
B-Browser's laggy (browser's laggy)
Makes me cry, makes me cry (ah!), uh
Browser's laggy (ah!)

Boy I really hope that I haven't just overlooked a parody or two because I missed some keywords. Either way, I must also say that originally this was gonna be one of my classic "take the original title literally" kinda deals, buuuuuut I just did a dessert-themed parody yesterday. Also we don't use the word "candy" here in Australia, we call things like that "lollies".

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   13

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 329