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Song Parodies -> "Bowsette"

Original Song Title:

"Blackened"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Bowsette"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I may be a tad late to the punch here, but my brain started working on the opening lines as I went to bed last night, so I couldn't not. Anyway, I'm all for extrapolating on the inherent nonsense of the Mario games, but sometimes it gets a bit...iffy.
Bowsette fills the net
But it makes no sense
"Peachette" comes from "Peach"
And Toad"ette", don't you see?
Should be "Peachowser"
Maybe just "Peacher"
A minor nitpick
On this crazy shit
No more

Tired
Super Crown on a dragon man's head
Bowsette is the trend
Not one that I'm a fan of, my friends
Please cut back on Bowsette

Main problem the first:
Design doesn't work
Just a horny Peach
Cups from D to G
A few artists will
Redesign, but still
First take was the core
Bland forevermore
No more

Tired
Super Crown on a mad dragon's head
Bowsette is the trend
Horns and tail on Hot Peach, that is it
I'm so sick of Bowsette
Bowsette

Mario is (Mario is)
All for datin' (all for datin')
His main villain (his main villain)?
Roll my eyes
Peach is hatin' (Peach is hatin')
Competition (competition)
And starts bitchin' (and starts bitchin')?
Load of lies
Derailed heroes
Into jerks
Who lust and fight

Bet you're sayin' that I'm bitchin' (that I'm bitchin')
At mere fanfic (at mere fanfic)
I need to zip (I need to zip)
My dumb face
I see trends in (I see trends in)
Posts and comics (posts and comics)
That I've seen in (that I've seen in)
Films and stage
Hate that bollocks
Let it end (end, end)
Keep Nintendo nice

Not filled full with rage
One bright spot, I'll say
I do love to see
The mad Super Crown spree
No character's safe
Designs variate
In the name of fun
Just turn down the jugs
Bit more

Tired
Super Crown on a dragon man's head
Bowsette is the trend
One that I fail to see any end
Tired
All this madness from one new Switch game
Wait, not new, remade
Though it's true that I can't wait to play
It's still linked to Bowsette
Bowsette

Yes, I've seen that bit of concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Bowser possess Peach with his own Cappy partner. No, I don't want that in the sequel if they make one which they should. I do want Peach playable with Tiara, though. Also Daisy in Luigi's Mansion 3 because why the hell not?

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