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Song Parodies -> "Computer Hacker"

Original Song Title:

"Moves Like Jagger"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Computer Hacker"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "World Go Boom" self-challenge. I've really been looking forward to this one, it was one of the first ideas I came up with for the challenge. This is about the kind of hacking seen in big Hollywood movies, the "tappity-tappity-tappity-double-click-all-your-missiles-are-belong-to-us" type of bollocks.
Oh, yeah

It isn't that hard
To steal cash, right
Don't need guns or cars
Just a hard drive
No system is safe
Into it, I'll break
What I want, I'll take

I've total control
On the keyboard
Passwords in one go
Dousin' firewalls
Won't take me a tick
To download your shit
I know ev'ry trick
Type and double click

Hacked the Pentagon cause I want to
Drain your bank account to fill mine, dude
I'm a super hacker
Awesome computer hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker

Ev'ry password cracked took skill, no fluke
Can't bypass my hacks cause I'll find you
I'm a super hacker
Expert computer hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker

You think it's hard
I don't think so
I'm always in charge
Call me Neo
Cause I can just read
The code easily
You'll never catch me

Whether Microsoft
Or that iCrap
Your data is gone
All in one hack
No time wastin' here
It's all disappeared
While you're shedding tears (Oh! Yeah yeah!)
I'm changing targets (Uh)

All the crap that's pulled in the movies (Uh)
Die Hard 4, I do that for realsies
I'm a super hacker
A super-duper hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker

Can't guess what I have in store for you (Oh, yeah)
Next time I attack you'll be floored, dude
I'm an uber hacker
A Hollywood-style hacker (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker

You wanna know how I hacked these files?
Or download programs without the trials?
My notes are all deleted
I've memorised my secret
But, I will not reveal it

You'll never learn
How to hack those files
So you won't, oooh
Be better than I
My grammar isn't perfect
Not like I really need it
Hacked military secrets (Ay! Ay! Ay! Aaay!)

Type and double click

Always two or more screens are running (Maybe three or four)
One can't handle what I am doing (Yeah-ee yeah!)
I'm a super hacker
Super computer hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker
(Oh, yeah)

Nothing that I do has a real plan
I just wanna screw with techies, man
I'm an uber hacker
Elite computer hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker
I hate programs that give you a 30-day trial then you have to pay for it. That's just asking for people to keep uninstalling and reinstalling it to get around that. Hah.

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