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Song Parodies -> "Kill That Screenplay"

Original Song Title:

"Kill the DJ"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Kill That Screenplay"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Not only is it very important to keep copies of everything you intend to keep, you also need to make sure that the things you don't are gone forever...you never know who'll find it.
Wow!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Wasn't tryin' hard
When I wrote that script, you'd barf
If you dared read the whole thing, not a fate that should befall
Any audience but now they're holdin' castin' calls
I'll feel like such an asshole when my credit's read
I need to make some fast calls, need to kill it dead

I'm beggin' someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
There's nothin' good in it, we gotta lose the whole thing now
Toss in the dumpster or set it alight
Whatever stops it from comin' to life

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Wrote it on a lark
Not sure how someone could parse
Ooh, scribbled that on cocktail napkins, it'd take some skill
To translate the smudged stick figures into action thrills
How could they have found that load of absolute shit?
I threw up on it and those who tried to take pics

The point is: someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
It sure won't get an Oscar, might just sweep the Razzies now
Barely a plot there, stock character types
Expandin' on it, that's Sisyphus shite

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
They see comics, games and toys, I won't live that down

Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay) (it lacks any heart)
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay) (half the jokes are farts)
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay) (nothin' in there's smart)
Someone kill that screenplay, makes me look a clown, wow!
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
Someone kill that screenplay (lose that bloody screenplay)
Man, if they dare to film it, I'll just show up naked now

It's the classic "never found the body" trope, just with a shitty-ass script. Which probably plays that trope straight.

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