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Song Parodies -> "Committee's Stalled, Oh Geez"

Original Song Title:

"This City Never Sleeps"

Original Performer:

Eurythmics

Parody Song Title:

"Committee's Stalled, Oh Geez"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This is the business meeting that never ends...it just goes on and on, my friends...
We're not winding down, you've still got slides for days
And we have run right out of donuts
Told to write notes down, so much buzzwords are sprayed
That all I can do is draw boners
I'm seeing so many people who's brains have checked out
There's no real reason we should stay
This room is full of bored people wanting to run out
But there's a hostage here: their pay

There's no point to this meeting
Time's wasted at this meeting (stalled committee)
Wish I could leave this meeting
Forced to stay at this meeting (stalled committee)

Tuning you right out to protect my poor brain
And there's no way that I can focus
It's a foggy cloud of bus'ness jargon, mate
I knew this meeting here was bogus
Patience thinner than age-old paper sheeting
Hear one more "synergy", might start handing out beatings
In a pinch, might pretend to head off peeing
Then run off and get in my car and then start fleeing

Stalled committee
I wish I could be fleeing
Drive away, tires squealing (stalled committee)
But since my brain is leaking
My window for it's fleeting (stalled committee)
There's no point to this meeting
Time's wasted at this meeting (stalled committee)
Wish I could leave this meeting (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Forced to stay at this meeting (stalled committee) (oh-ha-oh-ha-oh-ha-oh-ha-oh-ha-oh-ha-oh-ha-oh-ha)
I wish I could be fleeing (oh-ha-oh-ha-oh-ha-oh-ha-oh-ha)
Drive away, tires squealing (stalled committee)
But since my brain is leaking
My window for it's fleeting (stalled committee) (so want to go, uh-huh-uh, uh-huh-uh)
There's no point to this meeting (uh-huh-uh, uh-huh-uh, uh-huh-uh, uh-huh-uh, uh-huh-uh, uh-huh-uh)
Time's wasted at this meeting (stalled committee) (uh-huh-uh, uh-huh-uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
Wish I could leave this meeting
Forced to stay at this meeting (stalled committee)
I wish I could be fleeing (I wanna flee, you wanna flee? Yeah, you wanna flee? Yeah)
Drive away, tires squealing (stalled committee) (you wanna flee? Yeah, you wanna flee? Yeah, you wanna flee? Yeah)
But since my brain is leaking (such gooey leakin', I need fleein', eugh, eh, heh-heh-heh, heh, heh)
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, ha, ha, ha

I wrote this whole thing under the impression that the spelling was "commitee". Stupid double letters, always tripping me up.

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