It's never too pleasant when your gut upends
Cause of somethin' you a-ate
The things that have escaped my gut
Absolutely no sense, they make
I can understand all the pieces of trout
Floatin' around, what's absu-urd
Is the inexplica-able towel
Why-y is that i-in my-y hurl?

What's this can that I see? Looks like food for kitties
I-I'm pretty sure I never consu-umed
And even so, wouldn't eat the can, madness
But there's more, take a closer view
I'm not tryna be a jerk, weird stuff by the score
Hang on, how'd my remote get the-ere?
My hu-url must have access to a transporter, man
I didn't eat one, I-I swear

Lumps of cake and an u-unpee-eeled bunch of bananas
Somethin' he-ere that's not qui-uite right
A bi-ig fryin' pa-an and some poor guy named Da-an
He looks freaked out but I'm sure he'll be fine

My hu-url isn't right (na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a)
Thi-ings I've hurled (na-na-a-na)
Come out of me-e-e (na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a)
Still intact amongst the freed hurl (na-na-a-na)
A chicken's beak (na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a)?
Makes me worried when I set free hurl (na-na-a-na)
Pile of bark (na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a)?
This is plain bizarre hurl (na-na-a-na)

You'd think I'd just keep my-y hurl in
I've tried that before, should kno-ow
I looked li-ike a hamster with my-y cheeks burstin'
With junk, I had to let it all go
As each barf goes by, add wha-at I've discovered
To the-e fancy shelves I've insta-alled
Got a bi-ig ol' plaque readin' "Stu-uff Found Lurkin'
Inside Me, Come One, Co-ome All"

I've yet to understa-and how I hold this cra-ap
Despite the small space i-inside
Could be-e TARDIS-type cra-ap, magic'lly hija-acked
Could explai-ain the tank I puked la-ast night

My hu-url isn't right (na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a)
Thi-ings I've hurled (na-na-a-na)
A giant snake (na-a-a-a)?
One more reason to hate hurl (na-na-a-na)
A Kenworth truck (na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a)?
Never had that for my lunch, hurl (na-na-a-na)
Fish that's still ali-ive (na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a)?
That's more on the normal side, hu-url, lame (na-na-a-na)
Na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a
Well, hey hey he-ey (na-na-a-na)
Na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a
Ah, hey hey he-ey (na-na-a-na)
Na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a
Well, hey hey he-ey (na-na-a-na)
Na-na-na-na-na-a-a-a
Na-na-a-na