Where's my lawyer?
I know what is mine, I won't let your ass take it

Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit
Not just a check, my ass paid cash, I'm honest
It's a little trick to get mem'ry's locked in
If I'm droppin' all this dosh, need strong reminders
Just paid through a card? Lost it
Cinch to get confused since that method's a constant
Pretty easy to get mixed up with some nonsense
Like some sad burgers or the monthly petrol docket (ah)
Main point that I'm tryna make is that there's no friggin' way
That my ass could be somehow forgettin'
That I paid all that cash, pretty hefty-ass fee
Half the green for a lottery winner
Photo of hand-off laminated
So it couldn't be more clearer, ticked all of the "proofs" criteria
All of that up-front, got the rest of the cash
Rage is growin' bigger the less my stuff's nearer (ah)

Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit (-posit)
Hand it to me (ah), paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, ha-hand it to me
Hand it to me (ah), paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit (-posit)
Hand it to me (ah), paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, hand it to me

Seen customer rage before and I mean real mean
Never thought that one day that'd be me
Although those jerks only get so mad to be seen
And their issues are petty, mine is not, the real deal, see
I'm tryna be patient, hate to make a freak scene
So far, I lack the need to have a manager see me
Open-shut case, I'd say, no way
That we really must let this thing escalate
I'll just have to show that I have the goddamn receipt
Physical one, digital, whole stack you'll need
To see I'm not lyin', it's quite white-and-black, see
Go ahead, cross-ref'rence, no way to catch me
In a contradiction since there isn't one here, actually
Since my highlighter proves I'm in the window asked of me
Been less than a month since my stuff came out, that's neat
That you don't need it the first day, so hand to me (ah)

Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit (-posit)
Hand it to me (ah), paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, ha-hand it to me
Hand it to me (ah), paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit (-posit)
Hand it to me (ah), paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, hand it to me

Dunno what your problem is, honour my deposit
Not a little fee, real steep to be honest
Normally I'm one to just put ten bucks on it
Small-ass dip just to prove I want it
But this time was diff'rent, somethin' flipped the "hold off" switch
Went overkill like gatlin' gun to pop fish
So I straight slammed the full price in one go
Mighta been gift dosh, go mad with that, so (ah)
It's clear why my rage is focused, hey
Only ten dollars, if it's lost, who'd notice? Hmm
Not a major drag though still bogus
Man, when it's seventy? I get ferocious, look
I'm pretty sure you're lyin' just to make your profits better
Could be the cashier wants to make it look like they're a go-getter
Maybe the boss is forcin' this to un-become a big debtor
Or it could be just a freaky little database error (huh)
Proved that I paid all that, can't pass me up
How could you want more? Details are so granular
Sherlock himself would have no room in his calendar
To prove I'm not in the right, damn, might get mad enough
To see myself be callin' the cops in
I'm that indignant, just feels like you're stallin'
Give me the runaround to see if I will quit
But that's a "no", straight-up appallin'
That you can't go and admit to my face
That you really know why you won't give me my crap
Has to be a reason even if it just sucks
Like you think that I blow 'cause of my back tat (tat)
Too bad, I ain't leavin' without what I was spendin'
All that birthday cash 'bout seven months ago, give it
Not the biggest of figures that I have paid
Think I'm mad? The preorder bonus best not be missin' (ah)

Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit (-posit)
Hand it to me (ah), paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, ha-hand it to me
Hand it to me (ah), paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, paid a damn big deposit (-posit)
Hand it to me (ah), paid a damn big deposit
Hand it to me, hand it to me

Where's my lawyer?
I know what is mine, I won't let your ass take it