He's got toy guns, he's brought his friends
It's fun to be a pain he says
He's really bored, and rest assured
He'll drive me nuts, I'll say bad words

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez, why me? (x3)
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez!

Now that Dad's out, it's more dangerous
Here he is now, someone save us
But at least he, won't enslave us
Even though he's, entertain us
He's a baby
Yes, no, maybe
That's no baby
That is Jabez
Damn!

He's best at eating gross stuff, yes
And for that gift, he feels blessed
His tastebud groups have never been
And never will until he mends

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez, why me? (x3)
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez!

Now his fork's out, and he's eating
He could do it, while he's sleeping
He gets the sauce, and starts squeezing
Let's go before, we start heaving
Oh, it's too late
To stop our fate
Of leaving late
Pass the bag, Kate
Bleugh!

And I forgot just why I part
When he says that he needs to fart
I find it hard to not breathe in
Oh well, too late, my lungs caved in

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez, why me? (x3)
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez!

Now his butt's out, we are all screwed
There's no mercy, it's like he's pooed
He's in relief, as if we could
Why does he eat, all that bad food
He did a fart
His cheeks did part
Now we depart
From his foul art

He's a butthole
What's the death toll
From the brown hole
Is it sixfold
That of Nicole
When she flew t'word
That big black hole
No, it's tenfold
Oh, no