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Song Parodies -> "Grafted You to Mike"

Original Song Title:

"Afternoon Delight"

Original Performer:

Starland Vocal Band

Parody Song Title:

"Grafted You to Mike"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Just a little surgical abomination, what's your big problem with it?
Look, this might sound crazy, cause a small heart spike
But I've gone and grafted you to Mike
My motto's always been "When in science, try"
Can't wait until you're conscious for permission, right
My reasons will become much clearer if I'll just explain
Before you decide that I'd look better without half my face

Needed practice fusin' diff'rent forms of life
So I'm sorry but I went and grafted you to Mike
I can't very well make soldiers to stamp down on strife
From my future world regime if apart they keep flyin'

Practice will make right
Grafted you to Mike
Grafted you to Mike
Grafted you to Mike

Please stop shoutin' at me to apologise
Because that might undo the stitches, wouldn't turn out nice
It's an awkward situation but I think you might
Find benefits from how I grafted you to Mike

Positives, no lie
Grafted you to Mike
Grafted you to Mike
Grafted you to Mike

Please stop threatenin' my face, might make your lungs flop out
See, this is my first time stitchin' humans to dogs now

Mixin' beasts with animals is tough, alright
Hence the kinda sloppy way I grafted you to Mike
Don't know who's dog Mike is, just the first one I could find
Since the both of you are movin', that news is excitin'

Calm down, this is fine
Grafted you to Mike
Grafted you to Mike
Grafted you to Mike
Grafted you to Mike
Grafted you to Mike

"Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I recommend getting a tattoo. It preserves the things you love. Starland Vocal Band? They suck!" – Homer Simpson

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