Damn winter (uh), get sunny (hot)
Damn winter (uh), get sunny (uh)
Damn winter, get sunny (whoo!)
Damn winter, get sunny (whoo!)
Damn winter, get sunny (uh)
Damn winter (cut it out), get sunny (uh)

I've never liked cold weather, I'm just not sold
On gettin' bowled over with winds cold
And I don't know 'bout you but I loathe
Oversized rain puddles, they blow
Never seem to be that deep
Then you put your feet in up to your knees, it's bullshit
And even without soaked feet, buddy
Sooner or later if you're near the street, buddy
Gonna have cars drive through the wide pool, drench
You from head to friggin' toe, stinks
Pain in the ass, hope your umbrella can stand
Heavy rain, wind and the hail that just might land
Right in your face, now your nose is busted
Hope you've got the green to get that reconstructed
There's a lot of that shit where I walk
And a big hole in my pool cover, balls
But you know what is not gonna fall down ever?
Snow, we don't get that kinda cold-ass weather
And so there is no beauty what's embodied
In all the shows that I've seen, both good and shoddy
There's always a scene, calm and serene
Only seen in pictures or on the TV
But not for me, my winter is depressin'
Ev'rything's grey, it's not a nice settin'
Wind blows the door open, my poor floor
Covered in wet leaves left from autumn before
It'd make me pissed, far more than trivial
But the mood from outside is real funereal
You feel me? Grey as shit, so cold and wet
So I brood until the weather lights up quick, uh

Damn winter, get sunny (hot)
Damn winter, get sunny
Damn winter, get sunny
Damn winter, get sunny
Damn winter, get sunny
Damn winter (uh), get sunny
Damn winter (whoo!), get sunny (real quickly)
Damn winter (whoo!), get sunny (at least a little)

Hate this, should be clear to see
Wrapped up in six layers, still might freeze
'Cause my shoes are dryin', socks are still on me
But that cold freeze finds the hole left, sneaky
Can't wait 'til the heat comes to rescue me now
Sure, it might hurt if I'm found on bare ground
With no shade there, ow, should wear foot protection
But shoes get me sweatin', even thongs aren't much diff'rent
No hail makin' indents on my poor car's roof
Only get a brandin' from the seat belt, goody
Wonder which is better: roads so wet, can't grip it
Or a steerin' wheel that's burnin' hands that touch it?
Well, either way I can't see nothin'
Hopeless, whether it's fog that's screwin' me, comin'
Over in a manner so suddenly on my ass
Or the sun is constantly on full blast
Real nasty glare and it's always there
I'd block it, that's no permanent affair
So easy while I'm drivin' to just shift me
And then it shines right into my eyes
"Don't look at it"? Thanks, Captain Obvious
I'm not stupid, the sun's just a total dick
Even when it isn't shinin' directly, it's true
Reflections are mean, so I'll still end up screwed
And I'm not fond of when the air con just dies
Where'd I stuff all the damn floor fans this time?
Are you with me? Summer can get pretty shitty
But I'd choose to stick with that mess in a jiffy
Nah, I won't stay with all the zero snow
'Cause then there's no judgin' 'bout all the ice cream I eat, bro

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