Arse
Sit around on my arse
But you say no
And throw me in your car
Please
This is not fun for me
Was watchin' shows
On my computer screen

Hate to go to this damn place
No fun in a gymnasium
Why'd you drag me he-ere, my friend?
You know I hate gymnasiums

Loathe
Constantly runnin' in place
Oh, not travelin' far today
All my muscles get sore
As I swear up a storm
Loathe
Liftin' all of those heavy weights
Know my elbows are gonna break
Yes, no weight's been put on
Bar's heavy, like your mum

Can't do push-ups, my spleen hurts
No fun in this gymnasium
Might throw up if I do curls
You know I hate gymnasiums
Hear a click from over there
We're locked in this gymnasium
Was that you? You dick, how dare
You know I hate gymnasiums
Aware I hate gymnasiums
Hostage in a gymnasium
Not fair, I hate gymnasiums
You're obsessed with gymnasiums
My weight's
Not great
But mate
This ain't
Okay

If you had just asked me (we're mates)
I just might have agreed (okay)
A lie? A bit (fair play)
But this is shit
Lose weight?
Okay
But mate
This way's
Insane
Refrain