Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Bread that needs cookin', bread that needs cookin'
Let it raise
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Good at bread cookin'
C'mon!

Whether I am bakin' pastries (please)
Or donuts, girl (donuts, girl)
I'm causin' a delicious stir
Come through my door (my bak'ry door)
So I can show
My way with dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough
A super chef, man
Even got a stupid hat (stupid hat)
Not even Chef Ramsay could make this thing look fab (hey)
Not the point, though (not even close)
I wanna show
How I bake dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough

I'm a master baker, watch me roll the dough
Made it myself, it tastes better, yo
Though I can make store-bought stuff work, I got standards, bro
I work better with my own dough
Not one type, though, e.g. cakes and toast
Need sep'rate doughs, kneadin' all my dough
A-always addin' flour, cause stickin' to the table blows
If you asked around town, then you'd know
That I'm famous for my great dough
If you think this stuff's easy, bro
Then you're surely a big-ass dope
Come in the back, there's a spare apron close
All the hard work I do, now I will show
Don't worry, in the oven you won't go
Cause that would stop it cookin' the best dough
Bakin' in

Ma boulangerie (oui)
French love my work (love my work)
I guess not all of them are jerks
Open my door (my bak'ry door)
So I can show
How I cook dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough
Lots of bread types, man
Got white and wheat, also bran (I got bran)
Even the type with all the seeds I think is crap (hey)
It still sells, though (good seller, though)
Just goes to show
I'm great with dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough

Hey
You can have your muffin here or wait 'til home
My stuff'll stay fresh 'til the world up and blows
That's my guarantee, take it or just go
Want caramel slice? I don't hear a no
One slab, c'mon, two slabs, c'mon
Three slabs, c'mon (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
Okay, four slabs
Calories? I know that, for sure
Don't feel bad for eating tasty snacks
But if you wanna know, look the pack over
Before you just throw the thing over your shoulder
Into the bin over there, though you should know it
Might be a bit over
Or possibly under what number is posted
I'm not that consistent, no, sir
No lit'ral wizard with dough, sir
Won't mean I'll put the price lower
No dope, sir

You want extra cream? (cream)
No problem, sir (no prob, sir)
Just tell me how much you want served
Oh, you want more (you want some more)
Look at it go
Drown the cooked dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough
Anything else, man?
Would you like sprinkles on that? (sprinkles, man)
Got lots of options, you don't want 'em, that's just grand (hey)
When out the door (the big front door)
Tell all your folks
'Bout my great dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough

Hey buddy, you wanna save some money?
I got a sale on, man
2 for 1, ain't that grand?
How did you miss it, man?
Got giant posters, dang
Full of conditions, man
You gotta read that crap
Yes, I'm floggin' all my products
Like a boss, it isn't whorin'
I just need profit so nothin'
Can stop me from baking more things
Cause I love my shop
Cause it rocks
Makin' tasty things a lot
Fillin' random stranger's guts
With my buns so full of fluff (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)

Can't do this for free (free)
Would like to, sir (like to, sir)
But that's not the way of the world
So buy some more (please buy some more)
Of my stuff, bro
Made with fresh dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough
All part of my plan
To allow my fellow man (fellow man)
To enjoy my bakery products cause I can (hey)
You want some more? (you want some more)
I love it so
Bakin' with dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough (c'mon)