What the heck?
What the heck?
What in the heck?

Textures glitchin' a-around me
Is this fi-inished, dude? Man, I hope not
Broken textures aren't worth what I-I put down
Wreckin' my whole playthrough
A huge mess, you see

It's such a mess
A total mess
And that's not
Totally not okay

Is there something not loading?
Lots of ugly around
Can't call it a glitch
They're one-offs, I've found
I've reloaded many times, but
Textures are missing, wrecking the scene

Needs a patch, mm
How'd this get released?
No wa-ay

Jaw's on the ground, texture swapping galore
NPC's face repeated across the floo-oor
It's horrific
It's some nightmare shit
Overload
Of crap
Recall this, please
Take it off the shelf
Others might heave
I'm pretty close to that myself

Now the pixels are bloating
Stretching features around
Wasn't worth one cent
Might return it now
But I want to push this harder, harder, why?
Textures all messed up? Kinda funny

Can't decipher at all the in-game ma-ap
Ev'ry damn face becomes a de-erp
I've tried to look for bugs, but I've come up with nou-ought
Trie-ie-ie-ie-ied, tried, tried
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks

It's making me laugh how the textures keep breaking
My character's skin looks like pa-ants
No metaphor, I've also flesh pa-ants
It's getting more nuts, more nuts, more nuts, more nuts
More nuts, more nuts, more nuts, more nuts, more nuts

Plot may be an absolute blur
Cause the text's screwed up hardcore
But I don't care, cause look at this sight
Nothing here looks the way that it should
It's a visual hell
Just absolute cack
I'd hate but I can't
Funny as hell
Broken textures
Broken textures
Textures