Look, you're tryin' so hard but it's a foolish mission
You're tryna put me off my food so it can be your own
I can't tell a lie, the effort sure is impressive
But there's no chance in hell it's gonna work, afraid so
Twigged on to your tactic right at the top
I made it pretty plain that it'll flop

Kept my appetite, kept my appetite
No, ev'ry course is goin' in and will stay there digestin'
Kept my appetite, I think you'd better quit

You talk about knives goin' deep in someone's gizzards
Flesh meltin' off the skull like Indiana Jones
The detail of it all, like a horror film blizzard
Would make anyone skimp on the bolognese, though
There's one loophole I brought up with the first stab:
I'm in no way simply "anyone", you prat

Kept my appetite, kept my appetite
With ev'ry throat that's gettin' slit, can still swallow all of it
Kept my appetite, won't work the slightest bit

There might be a bright side to this: no collat'ral damage
Just you and me tonight, whoa-oh-oh
No family who might throw up fists, no mad rest'rant patrons
That raises the question: why?
A pretty rude-ass tactic you've got, mate
Not what I would pull on a first date

Kept my appetite, kept my appetite
The only reason I still sit? Wanna know how your tale ends
Kept my appetite
Kept my appetite, kept my appetite
Once you're finished, then I'll go, quite likely block your ass once I'm home
Kept my appetite

Kept my appetite, kept my appetite
Really weird power-play bullshit, you gonna eat that? I'll take it
Because I kept my appetite, you left your food, dibs