Ooh-oh-ooh-whoa-ooh

Heard a shot, heard it twice, then some more
That's not right, it's not a pleasant noise
Nasty pops, I abhor, oh-oh, oh-oh
Turned around, cars that swerve right ahead, I'm duckin' down
Hope they miss my fruit setup, annoyed
'Cause I fear ev'ry pip's doomed, all the damn time

Straight through my cart (destruction of my shop, geez)
What's wrong with their steerin'? Ooh-whoa-oh
Straight through my cart (I wish they would stop, please)
Now no-one can eat it, ooh-whoa-oh
Just the fruit they hit, never bruise my skin
But it still hurts my income
Straight through my cart (melons down), my cart (melons down)
My cart

I can't move from this spot, wish I could
When there's not car chases, the cash flows
I've come too far to let go, oh-oh, oh-oh
Swervin' 'round, yellin' swears so loud, not my jam
Not my jam in real life, reelin'
Hope they'll miss me, but I doubt these clowns are polite

Straight through my cart (spreadin' my produce on me)
Allergic to veerin', ooh-whoa-oh
Straight through my cart (a trail of fruit slop, geez)
I wish they would clean it, ooh-whoa-oh
'Cause it's such a mess, by the time it's fixed
They'll chase once again, it sucks
Straight through my cart (melons down), my cart (melons down)
My cart

Fixin' up takes all night in the dark
Guess it's nice "car chase at night" ain't done
What that's pop? No, not more, oh-oh, oh-oh

Straight through my cart (those bright headlights should spot me)
It looks like I'm bleedin', ooh-whoa-oh
Straight through my cart (melons down), all that red juice on me (melons down)
My limit, I'm near it, ooh-whoa-oh
Gettin' almost pissed (I'm almost pissed) with each real close hit (grazed my ass)
Big temptation to sell buns (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Straight through my cart (melons down), my cart (melons down)
My cart (oh, oh, straight through my, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
Straight through my cart (melons down), my cart (melons down)
My cart (my cart, my cart)
Straight through my cart (melons down), my cart (melons down)
My cart (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh