It wasn't on TV back when I was young
Yet I know the premise, at least part of one
Giant robots are appealin' so I have a very gut-based feelin' 'bout it
They must've rebooted the thing at least once

What goes on in Voltron? Think there's five teenagers, although my brain (my brain)
Has very likely mixed it up with Power Rangers, okay (might not be that way)
Don't know much 'bout Voltron, not much of a pop cultural mainstay (mainstay)
And yet inside my head, keeps poppin' up (pop-up)
Always poppin' up, it won't go away

Could Google answers, I'm afraid I won't
Shits I could be givin' are a little low (little low)
That nerd knowledge? I don't need it but one day, I know that I won't heed that promise
And I'll just go crazy on a wiki hunt

What goes on in Voltron (Voltron)? I know it contains robots lion-shaped (yeah-eah)
One red, one black, one green, one blue and then a diff'rent-ass shade (a diff'rent-ass shade)
Combine to make Voltron and then they can punch monsters in the face
I think that that's a fair assumption 'cause (because)
Why else would one want a big robot, mate?

Will I be watchin'? I can't be bothered, buddy
Cartoons this old are crude (kills off my int'rest, true)
Stiff animation, plots that are super dusty
Seen one, seen all, it's true

What goes on in Voltron? Very few hot takes on my feed, must say
That "And I'll form the head!" line's all that might crop up, that's a shame (it feels like a shame)
Should know more 'bout Voltron, otherwise it takes up too much head space
That's real estate to have more Pokémon (ooh, yeah-eah)
And the other stuff that fills up my day

Think I heard somethin' 'bout a new Netflix thingy
By the Avatar dudes, oh-oh-ooh, yeah, yeah-eah
Could be worth somethin' but I don't care, you feel me?
Want this to stop, it's true