Ooh, don't wanna be a dog, be a dog
Far too common to become my fursona
Ooh, easiest rhyme's a frog, am I a frog?
Not too fond of having a slimed fursona

Never gonna stop thinking up diff'rent beasty types
Until I find the one that lines up with the things I like
My, my, my, I, I, whoo!
M-M-M-My fursona

Could I be a badger? Uh, not really, huh
Get dead memes, don't want an ill-timed fursona
Quizzes won't reveal to me what I'd be
Limited to obvious-type fursonas

Never gonna stop thinking up lots of beasty types
Until I think of one that's not done sev'ral thousand times
My, my, my, I, I, whoo!
M-M-M-My fursona
M-M-M-My fursona (yeah!)

Maybe I could be a bee, could be a bee
Don't see many insectoid-type fursonas
I can't just be contrary, be contrary
Need more than not wanting a trite fursona

Never gonna stop thinking up tons of beasty types
Until I see the one that makes tons of sense in my mind
My, my, my, I, I, whoo!
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-My, my, my, I, I, whoo!
M-M-M-My fursona
M-M-M-My fursona
M-M-M-My fursona
M-M-M-My fursona

Ooh, my fursona
Ooh, my fursona
Ooh, my fursona