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Song Parodies -> "Unclean Shed"

Original Song Title:

"Machinehead"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bush

Parody Song Title:

"Unclean Shed"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's a shed. That's unclean. Pretty simple, yah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Need this cleaned now, need this cleaned now
It stinks
Need this cleaned now, need this cleaned now
It stinks

Yes, my brain feels that somethin' here's congealed
Whatever it is, smelt for miles
It has been a bit since I went inside
I've never been the gard'ner type
That was all Dad, I fear
Not used much besides the shears, the shears, the shears

Got an unclean shed, unsettled by the mess
All cobwebbed, unclean shed
Got an unclean shed, I'd better fix this mess
What a stench

It's all so damn unclean
Don't want it all unclean now

Need this cleaned now, need this cleaned now
It stinks

It's all dirty, doubtin' things are workin'
Dust is cloggin' that chainsaw
I had thought I could leave it and be fine
'Cause I never touched the drills and other stuff

Got an unclean shed, I'd better fix this mess
'Cause of webs, unclean shed
Got an unclean shed, I'll bet it's filled with pests
Spiders dense, yeah

It's unused and unclean
Problem bein' unclean

Look, I can handle this
Once I've plugged my nose
Need this cleaned now, need this cleaned now
It stinks, it stinks, it stinks

Got an unclean shed, the trick to clean this mess?
My secret (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah), unclean shed
Got an unclean shed, will fix it in a jiff
Takes two secs (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah), yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Little bit of this (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kerosene will fix (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Unclean shed

Will have it all so clean
Ashes, know how to clean

Marge: So what's your diagnosis?
Dr. Hibbert: Fire! And lots of it.
Marge: *sigh* That's your cure for everything.

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