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Song Parodies -> "They Were Relatives? That's Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"They Were Relatives? That's Dumb"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Bad plot twist, bad! No biscuit!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

There's a twist coming up
Followed the clues and I think I
Have got it all connected, it would suck
If I was off the mark this whole frigging time
I can't wait until the grand revealing
Now it's here and - what was that?

They were relatives? That's dumb, that's a really big letdown
Chasing a big goose around and that hurts, dude
And I'm gonna tell you why I don't really think it's right
Nothing 'bout the plot aligns, they've shirked truth

They can't be brothers, must be wrong
Look at their faces, not one feature is shared, this
Is lies, we both know what's been going on
It's pretty lame just to draw in crazed clicks
Man, all the hype was through the ceiling
I crafted theories all damn week

They were relatives? That's dumb, absolutely big letdown
Was this written by a clown? It can't be true
He's a villain, they tell lies, and "their" parents aren't the type
To have secrets they would hide, you see, dude?
They were relatives? That's dumb, nothing but a real letdown
Pretty sure I worked it out and my work's huge
I got multiple Work files, cited ev'rything three times
So this is a copout, my brain hurts, dude

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, it's just dumb
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, it's just dumb
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (being relatives, secret relatives), it's just dumb
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (being relatives, secret relatives), it's just dumb

We've known "their" mother for so long
Never been saying that our hero's got siblings
And not in a way that comes off too strong
Casual way, so I know it's bullshit
I was certain that my inner feeling
That they're robots was on track

They were relatives? That's dumb, it's a pretty big letdown
All my theories were more sound than that crap, true
Pulled it out of their behind and I think that I know why
The creators lurk online, got fat proof
"They were relatives? That's dumb" "That ep was a real letdown"
That's all that they're reading now, man, so they're screwed
We saw their foreshadowed lines, thought they could switch tracks in time
How often's that trick backfired? A fair few
They were relatives? That's dumb, that's a really big letdown
Please don't tell me to calm down 'cause what is true
I'm not super pissed off, I'm only disappointed, right
Hoping that in Season 5, it's fixed, dude

Seriously though, changing tracks on your big reveal because the audience correctly put together the foreshadowing is stupid. We don't wanna go through Armageddon 2001 again.

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