Man, your tips are useless, all your tips are useless
Ev'ry tip is useless, I keep dyin', dyin', dyin', buddy
Only thing you're provin', is that you're so stupid (oh-oh-oh)
Cause your tips are useless and I keep dyin', dyin', dyin', buddy

I'm not too good at this game
Norm'lly help is what I appreciate (uh)
But on my nerves, you're startin' to grate
Cause you're way worse than me, mate (hey)
"A shortcut over there, gotta push right up
Against the wall and you'll meet the boss (oh)
It should work, done it before, it's true"
Why don't I believe you?
You can point out all the glitches that you like, like, like
Li-ike, like, like, you li-ike, like
But it's makin' my life count go in decli-ine-cline-cline
Die-ie, die, die-ie-ie

Keep losin' lives (lives) cause your tips are u-useless (u-u-useless)
Didn't even ask fo-or so-o-ome
All of your points (points) have been dispu-uted (-pu-u-uted)
Where'd you get them? A ro-omhack forum?
"Punch that guy's face (face), you'll get a free-ee heart (free heart)
Trust me, man, I've done this a to-on (whoo-ooh-ooh)"
It's another lie (lie) cause your tips are u-useless (u-u-useless)
Buddy, stop it with you-our bu-unk
Hey

Man, your tips are useless, all your tips are useless
Ev'ry tip is useless, I keep dyin', dyin', dyin', buddy (hey)
You're a total nuisance, wish you could be muted (oh-oh-oh)
"That bolt can be loosened" just quit lyin', lyin', lyin', buddy (hey)

From Mario to Metal Gear
Your tips, they fail, they fail, mate (oh-oh, hey)
Guess your friend of a friend, I fear
They just relayed, relayed waste (oh-oh)
Know you're not soundin' malicious, yes, you're nice, nice, nice
Ni-ice, nice, nice, you're ni-ice, nice (not an ass, mate)
But you're not exactly helpin', I still die-ie, die, die
Die-ie, die, die-ie-ie-ie-ie
Hey

Character dies (dies) cause your tips are u-useless (u-u-useless)
I try them so you'll shu-ut u-u-up
Hopin' that once (once) I won't get roo-ooted (roo-oo-ooted) (no, no, no)
Cause you kept buggin' me-e 'bout the guns
"Use that one, mate (mate, mate, mate) only needs o-one shot (one shot)
You love ammo conservatio-ion (whoo-ooh-ooh)"
I gave that a try (had to try) but again, you're u-usele-ess (u-u-useless)
Buddy, all your tips a-are ju-unk
Utter fail

Man, your tips are useless (he-ee-ey-ee), all your tips are useless (he-ee-ey-ee)
Ev'ry tip is useless, I keep dyin', dyin', dyin', buddy
All your tips are useless (shut up now)
Ev'ry tip is useless (I'd like to see ya play this for me)
Man, your tips are useless, I keep dyin', dyin', dyin', buddy (have a go)

I always die (whoo) (die) cause your tips are u-useless (u-u-useless)
Let's see you die just fo-or o-once (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
If you're a buff (buff) of all this clue-ue shit (clue-ue-ue shit) (so-oo-o-oo-o-oo)
Why not prove your source-es aren't so dumb?
You turn away (lame) don't be a je-erkoff (a total jerkoff)
I thought that this was pure kids stu-uff (whoo-ooh-ooh)?
Come on, prove you're right (show you're ri-ight)
That your tips aren't u-usele-ess (completely useless)
Or will you admit you-ou're du-umb?