-> "Fat Chance... I'm Not Yielding"
Original Song Title:
"Flashdance... What a Feeling"
Parody Song Title:
"Fat Chance... I'm Not Yielding"
No sign o-of stoppin'
No, I'll keep holdi-in' B
Your constant stream of Y
Won't pierce my-y du-ude's hide
"Point of this game's to-o fight
Not to cower and hi-ide"
Well, whatever you-ou feel
I still o-own
You-our attacks are useless
And no matter the system
I'll keep blockin' then I'll kick your a-arse
I'm not yieldin'
Keepin' on shie-ieldi-i-in'
I'm a stony wall
So you're gonna fa-all tonight
Your constant thwacki-i-in'
Soon you'll slip and I'll
Punch your face in se-ev'ral ti-i-i-i-i-imes
Wi-ith this simple tactic
I will beat you one-handed
Other hand, dunno, might scratch my a-a-a-a-a-a-arse
I'm not yieldi-in'
Gonna keep shie-ieldi-i-in'
Call me an arsehole
You're still gonna fa-all toni-ight
You've been askin'
For su-uch a thra-ashi-i-in'
Since you bragged outright
That you could destro-oy my hi-ide
I'm not yieldin'
Still not yieldi-i-in' (gettin' borin' now)
Never stop shie-ieldi-i-in' (I won't drop it down)
Wait, somethin's not right
That victory the-eme's not mi-i-i-i-ine
Wasn't yieldi-i-in' (I was su-uch a stu-ubborn wall)
How'd my shie-ieldi-in' fail bad (how the he-ell did my constant stall)?
Failed to make you fa-all (was so ce-ertain you-ou would fall)
How'd I fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-all (this resu-ult is absolute balls)?
Stall, stall, stall, stall, wasn't yieldin'
Don't get it at a-all (never stopped shieldi-in')
Limit to shieldin'? Oh crap, oh-ooh-oh-oh (it starts crackin')
I was slackin' (knowledge lacki-in', oh)
Constant shieldin' (left me ree-eeli-in')
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