Made a cake and we will have it after (whoo)
I'm done scrubbing up this messy disaster (whoo)
This is fine, I can handle the stains (whoo)
Maybe not those flung up to the rafters (whoo)
It's enough mess to drive one crazy (whoo)
On the cupboards and on all the tiles (whoo)
Working so hard, can't call me lazy (whoo)
Still got mess on me all the while
I'm gonna get to that later, when
I've finished mopping all that's still left
You're looking over me, look perplexed
Wait, I know why

It's not what it looks like, I've not been talking lies
Can open the fridge now to show the cake all iced
You roll your eyes and frown, like you still know what's right
I can't be any clearer, swear this is only flour
La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da-ah
This is only flour
La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da-ah
This is only flour

Is that all you can see for your comment (whoo)?
Clear it looks like a real gooey bomb went (whoo)
Off inside here, but all you can offer (whoo)
Is a threat to call all the coppers (whoo)?
No, no, it ain't blow (no)
How could you even think that's so (so)?
May be a lot of fine white powder (whoo)
And we often have made the joke
Faking a sniff of a line of it
It's even more a shock that you're pissed
A really old joke, but it's still schtick
Should know I'm fine

Look into both my eyes, not bloodshot, see? I'm fine
Nor are they twitching now, why can't you take the time
To check the fridge? You sound like you're so damn sure, why?
I can't be any clearer, swear this is only flour
La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da-ah
This is only flour
La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da-ah (yeah)
This is only flour

I'm not a cocaine fiend, I'm not even into weed
Why do you think it's lies? This is only flour
I wouldn't make cake up, I'd only bake it, bud
It's in the fridge all sliced, this is only flour
Is this some kinda game to drive my ass insane?
Because it's crossed the line, yeah

You're calling drug hotlines while screaming way too high
'Cause your friend's "spiralled down while on the straightest lines"
I hope you're faking now, new twist on old joke, nice
I (I) can't be any clearer, swear this is only flour (oh)
La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da-ah (hey)
This is only flour
La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da-ah
I swear that this is only flour
La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da-ah
This is only flour
La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da-ah