Well, I am kinda bonkers
And my loyalties, they tend to slide
I'll gut you if you make fun of my manly ride
Yes, I know it's a scooter, but it matches my red
Yeah yeah yeah hey

Hey you, got a contract to kill you
I may stab your heart, or I might just hug you
Bloody deathy killy, I'm no peace-hippy prancer
And my brain gets rewritten by this crazy cancer

My name is Deadpool, mates with Cable
Fourth wall breaker yeah
Ooh!

Kill you, or do a dance routine for you
The fans love my charm, they read ev'ry issue
Fighty fighty fight the Taskmaster
He just couldn't predict I'd be a good dancer

I'm a fourth wall breaker
Fourth wall breaker
Total nutter ooh

Look out, cos here I come!

My main power is healing
But it's taken a toll on my mind
And my face, it resembles week-old bacon rinds
I still have my katanas, make you all kinds of dead
Yeah yeah yeah

I tell you, you don't want me to face you
Don't take off my mask, your mind will just break, dude
Stabby stabby stabbing's the answer
If that makes you angry, go yell at the writers

I'm a fourth wall breaker
Teen girl puncher
Total nutter

Look out, I'm a nutter
My comics sell fast
Yes they do
Yes they do sell really fast

(Do I still think in, ooh...

Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, alright!

I still think in yellow boxes!)