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Song Parodies -> "Fourth Wall Breaker"

Original Song Title:

"Helter Skelter"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Fourth Wall Breaker"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My second entry for the Superhero White Album Group Project (The Super Album, I like to call it). This time it's about Deadpool, the nuckin' futs assassin who's so aware that he's in a comic book, that he knows the colour of his thought caption boxes. Yes. If I ever had the scratch to pick up comic books, Deadpool would be the one I'd want to read the most.
Well, I am kinda bonkers
And my loyalties, they tend to slide
I'll gut you if you make fun of my manly ride
Yes, I know it's a scooter, but it matches my red
Yeah yeah yeah hey

Hey you, got a contract to kill you
I may stab your heart, or I might just hug you
Bloody deathy killy, I'm no peace-hippy prancer
And my brain gets rewritten by this crazy cancer

My name is Deadpool, mates with Cable
Fourth wall breaker yeah

Kill you, or do a dance routine for you
The fans love my charm, they read ev'ry issue
Fighty fighty fight the Taskmaster
He just couldn't predict I'd be a good dancer

I'm a fourth wall breaker
Fourth wall breaker
Total nutter ooh

Look out, cos here I come!

My main power is healing
But it's taken a toll on my mind
And my face, it resembles week-old bacon rinds
I still have my katanas, make you all kinds of dead
Yeah yeah yeah

I tell you, you don't want me to face you
Don't take off my mask, your mind will just break, dude
Stabby stabby stabbing's the answer
If that makes you angry, go yell at the writers

I'm a fourth wall breaker
Teen girl puncher
Total nutter

Look out, I'm a nutter
My comics sell fast
Yes they do
Yes they do sell really fast

(Do I still think in, ooh...

Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, alright!

I still think in yellow boxes!)
Yes, Deadpool once punched a teenage girl. Specifically, he shoryuken'd Kitty Pryde so that Wolverine would fight him. And he did ride around on a scooter once. And he defeated the Taskmaster (a villain who has the power to "read" and understand the fighting styles of his opponent) by being utterly random. And he really likes pancakes.

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Matthias - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I've heard a the name Deadpool thrown around a lot but I've never actually read any of his comics NOR have I had pretty much any knowledge of him before this parody. He seems like a really fun guy though and I would like to check out his comics!
Porfle Popnecker - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job on what looks like a tough subject and OS.

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