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Song Parodies -> "Nuts"

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Adam Lambert

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The Lyrics

Original jokes are appreciated, people, don't go for the lowest common denominator.
I'm all about massive consumption
Without some asshole interruptin'
Cause when I tell 'em what I'm munchin'
They jump to a dirty assumption
I don't appreciate your filthy lies
Cause in my mouth, I love to bite
Lots of small, seed-y things
Ev'rytime your jaw ends up dropped
Cause of the goods on which I chomp
I'm so tired of it

Just let me eat my nuts, nuts, nuts
Cause I love to eat nuts, nuts, nuts
They're so damn tasty
Whether I've got cashews or peanuts, you always joke
Heard it all before a thousand times, it won't change, no, change, no, change, no
The same friggin' lame joke, lame joke, lame joke
Let me love the taste, bro

I'm not weird for my nut tastin'
Just cause I like to lick the flav'rin'
Roll 'em inside my cheeks for ages
Your endless innuendo's tasteless
It's not wrong that I crave nuts ev'ry night
Pop in my mouth, ignore your lies
I must sate my urges
It's true I gorge until I drop
Just feels so good with each nut popped
I'm not likin' your shit

You giggle at my nuts, nuts, nuts
Cause I love to eat nuts, nuts, nuts
Never not tasty
Whether I've got almonds or walnuts, you always joke
Stop the waggle in your brow, my snacks will not change, no, change, no, change, no
Ignorin' your lame jokes, lame jokes, lame jokes
I still love the taste, bro

You always think your comments are so profound
But there's nothin' clever when it comes to jokes 'bout nuts (nuts, nuts)

Nuts, nuts, man, you're not funny
Whether they're Brazilian or hazel, you always joke
Never was original, but you still won't change, no, change, no, change, no
Quit it with your lame jokes, lame jokes, lame jokes
Let me have the taste, bro
Nuts for me and cause you were a total dick
Nuts for me, you're not who I will share 'em with
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's funny...because it reminds people...of testicles.

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