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Song Parodies -> "No Soothsayer"

Original Song Title:

"In the Ayer"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida ft. will.i.am

Parody Song Title:

"No Soothsayer"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A man claims he can predict the FYOO-CHUR! His friend knows he's full of shit, though...
No, goddamn, not again, man
Up with all of this, I won't put, cram
It right up your ass, I know you're a sham
No soothsayer, say-sayer, sayer, say-sayer
No, goddamn, stop with this crap
Total bollocks, this, you're just a prat
Wavin' round your hands, when you don't know crap
No soothsayer, say-sayer, sayer, say-sayer

Hey, shut your trap
Don't you understand why you always end up slapped?
You're always a screamin' word sprayer, sprayer
A total lie conveyor, -veyor
Actin' like a grand old soothsayer, sayer
Pull predictions from thin air
"Will be snow, 'twil be snow"? Yeah, that was off
Remember? On that day, it was hot
Should know, our flat has no air con
Still you waffle, ramble, prattle on
About the rumble you've got in your gut
It knows what song the radio will plug
Quit the theatrics, stop wavin' your arms
It's the wrong artist, wrong genre, wrong song
No, goddamn, once again, I'm not "hatin'"
You always balls up, won't stop your claimin'

No, goddamn, not again, man
Sick of all of this nonsense you cram
Down all our throats, man, we know it's a scam
No soothsayer, say-sayer, sayer, say-sayer
No, goddamn, stop with this crap
You know nothin', this schtick is old hat
Gesture with your hands though you don't know jack
No soothsayer, say-sayer, sayer

Hey, you think it's not a game
Can't just dismiss your claims 'bout the rain
Hands up, makin' wizard gestures, man
Tryna drive and your am-dram crap distracts
Stop it, it's nonsense, all the words you say
Are simply wrong ones, get it in your brain
Thought it was funny, but after the claims
That you were serious, that thought decayed
I can see my yelled pleas
Aren't really penetratin' your skull, I might need
Some rope or chains, cause I'm thinkin' if I stop
Your arm wavin', might just cause association stuff
And though it might make people stare, stare
And you'll rant 'bout how it's not fair, fair
The lack of dramatic flair, flair
Might get you to stop bein' a sprayer, sprayer

No, goddamn (damn), not again, man (man)
Should be obvious why you've been banned
From the bar, you can't shut your stupid yap
No soothsayer, say-sayer, sayer, don't know crap
No soothsayer, say-sayer, sayer, say-sayer
Sayer, say-sayer, sayer

Aight, now stop, ho-oh
Take your hands out the air
Your predictions, -dictions, -dictions
Predictions never happen, buddy
Wavin' hands, stop it (ho-oh)
Moron, clam up (ho-oh) (don't know crap, shut it)
Keep your trap shut (don't know jack, shut it)
You're a moron, clam up (don't know crap, no soothsayer, sayer)
Keep your trap shut, you know why (you know why)
Cut it, cut it out, stop clownin', I just sigh (I just sigh)
Whenever you start to shout your "real truth" (your "real truth")
When it's total, utter nonsense, zero proof, you don't know crap, no soothsayer
No gut feelin's, buddy
Quit it, quit it, buddy, keep your trap shut

No, goddamn (damn), not again, man (man)
Like you're practicin' for the am-drams
Full of cheese and ham (yeah), should know you know jack
No soothsayer, say-sayer, sayer, say-sayer
Sayer, say-sayer, sayer, please just clam up

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alexander's ragtag band - July 12, 2019 - Report this comment
People can predict temperature and sea levels. They just can't do it well.

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