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Song Parodies -> "Sweets in My Cart"

Original Song Title:

"Piece of My Heart"

Parody Song Title:

"Sweets in My Cart"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Shopping with a kid can be all kinds of hectic. The screaming, the crying, the property damage...and then there's this...
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on

I don't want you to scream
Out in public, that would look bad, oh, yeah-eah
But you know I can't simply buy ev'rything that your tiny hands want to grab
Honey, I did notice
And each time I tell myself that I, well, I can't just swear a bunch (ooh-ooh)
Oh, but I'm gonna show ya, baby, when my limit has been touched (ooh-ooh)
I'm beggin' you, come on, come on, come on, come on, I hate it

Hate the way you're sneakin' sweets in my cart now, baby
Oh-oh, stop it
Stop the sneakin' of the sweets in my cart now, darlin', yeah-eah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh-oh, have a
Have a talk about the sweets in my cart now, baby
Sorry, gotta have it 'cause it really ain't good
Oh-oh, yes indeed

Try not to be seen when you look
For any spare space in the cart like you don't know that it ain't right
Snicker, snicker, snicker, snicker, snicker, snicker when you're right behind me, I
Know ev'rything that you tried
It's well outside the budget that I, just I have set today (ooh-ooh)
Doin' it once won't cause much harm but constantly? I'm pissed (ooh-ooh)
Pleadin', come on, come on, come on, come on, I hate it

Hate the way you're sneakin' sweets in my cart now, baby
Oh-oh, quit it
Quit the sneakin' of the sweets in my cart now, darlin', yeah-eah
Oh-oh, have a
Have a look, already sweets in my cart now, baby
Not the only one who's child thinks their trick'll work good

I'm beggin' you, come on, come on, come on, come on, I hate it

Hate the way you're sneakin' sweets in my cart now, baby
Oh-oh, stop it
Stop the sneakin' of the sweets in my cart now, darlin', yeah-eah, c'mon, now
Oh-oh, ate a
Ate a ton before, no sweets in my cart now, baby
Please stop screamin' "Wha-ah-ah!" Hate it
Hate the way you're sneakin' sweets in my cart now, baby
Oh-oh, quit it
Quit the sneakin' of the sweets in my cart now, darlin', yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh-oh, not a
Not a toddler, no more sweets in my cart now, baby
You know you're not a child, this is not a good look

...especially when they're only a kid inside.

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