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Song Parodies -> "Bullshit"

Original Song Title:

"Push It"

Original Performer:

Salt-N-Pepa

Parody Song Title:

"Bullshit"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The internet is filled with LIES.
Ah, it's bullshit
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit

Eejit
Ooh, bollocks, bollocks
Bollocks, bollocks
Ooh, bollocks, bollocks
B-Bollocks, bollocks (check your sources)

Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit (hey, check your sources)
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit (check your sources)
Pfft, ah

Ow, bollocks
Your fact checker's here
Your-your-your-your, your fact checker's here
Your-your-your-your-your-your fact checker's here
Your fact, your fact, your fact checker's here
Your, your, your, your fact checker's here (na, na, na)
Heard of Google, y'all? Your facts all match up to nothin'
Debunkin' is so simple
You're such a shite blogger, get on out there, there's facts
Facts to check

Your fact checker's here, I'm here to prove this:
Your claims are bullshit, mate
Proof to my claims? Here's a pile of relevant links
Got peer-reviewed shows, textbooks that aren't years old
And by "years", I mean decades, hence why I'm not quite sold
You're bullshit

Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Bullshit view
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Bullshit world view
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Bullshit view
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
B-bullshit world view (pfft)

Hey
Ow
Bullshit view

Ooh, bollocks, bollocks
Bollocks, bollocks
Ooh, bollocks, bollocks
B-Bollocks, bollocks
Bullshit view
Bullshit world view
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit

No, no, no, no, moron, stop preyin' on fears to cause panic
Fudgin' ev'ry fact to conform to prejudice
Comment section's now a bigger farce, all thanks to that good
Ol' bullshit

Bullshit view
Bullshit world view
Bullshit view
B-Bullshit world view

Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Check your sources
Uh, check your sources
Uh-uh-uh, check your sources
Hey, check your sources
Eejit
Boy, so much that you're not knowin'
Won't lose my hope that you'll become un-clueless
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Boy, your principles are showin'
Look like a dope? Who cares? Merch sales are fluid
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Pfft

Pfft, ah
Pfft, ah, it's bullshit
Bull-bull-bull-bullshit, bullshit
Bullshit, bull-bull-bull-bullshit, bullshit
Bullshit, bullshit, bull, bull, bullshit
Bullshit, bullshit, bull, bull, bullshit

I deliberately saved this song for Monday so that I could have the whole weekend to parody a rap song...and then it turned out to have much less rapping than I thought so I accidentally did the whole thing on Saturday (timezone shenanigans mean I have until Monday evening for Monday parodies). Huh.

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