This is hi-i-igh-level trea-eason
Gigantic cri-ime
Don't you try-y-y to resist, quite i-itchy
My trigger, I-I can't stop my hand
We'll throw you in the dungeon we've on hand
Just cause we can and cau-ause
This is high-level trea-eason you've done, prick

You've been fra-a-amed (totes been framed)?
That's unlikely (so unlikely)
One click, here's a pic or three-ee
Of your stu-upi-id (your big stupid)
Ass in cri-ime (deep in cri-ime)
And so, and so you ca-an't get ou-out o-of this
Prison won't be lonely for you, bud
Murderers think you're lo-ow
For this high-level trea-eason you've done, prick

Yet you sa-a-ay (somehow say)
That you don't get (you just don't get)
Just what your crime was? Oh, plea-ease
You have li-itte-ered (you just littered):
That's your cri-ime (there's your cri-ime)
Let's go, let's go fill ou-out the fi-iles fo-or this
Littered a piano on the son
Of the King? Who cares, thou-ough?
Cause what's high-level trea-eason is litt'ring