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Song Parodies -> "The Growing"

Original Song Title:

"The Knowing"

Original Performer:

The Weeknd

Parody Song Title:

"The Growing"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hot tip: don't plant seeds given to you by Pamela Isley.
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ee-yeah-eah

"Might grow just a bit
Might grow"
That was an understatement
I'll rub in what you said
Rub in just what you said

'Cause those seeds that were yours, now mine
Have been sprouting ten thousand vines (eh, eh, eh, eh-eh)
Take a look at what you did
You had good intentions, hate to be harsh (oh-oh, oh, oh, oh)
A floral side project to pass the time
But now they're on their way
To cover my place

"They might grow"? Look at them, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
"Might grow"? Look at them, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh-eh
"Might grow"? Look at them, eh-eh-eh
"Might grow"? Look at them, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

Now you said you bought these seeds at the store
Think you made that up, I'll tell you why:
They've grown in real quick bursts, oh-oh-oh, won't burn like they should
To chainsaws, they're impervious

Not yet strangling folks, these vines (oh-oh, oh, oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Though I won't be shocked or surprised (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
If they do, got eyes and shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, he-e-e-e-e-ey
They're breaking down doors and upending cars (ooh, ooh-ooh)
Each "I didn't know" sounds more like a lie (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ask if they're okay
You're insane, eh

Vine growth's ominous, eh-eh-heh-eh-eh-eh
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Vine growth's ominous, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Vine growth's ominous

Could be worse, I guess. Could be a mean green mother from outer space.

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