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Song Parodies -> "Morons Crowned Me"

Original Song Title:

"All Around Me"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Morons Crowned Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Put crown on head. You'd think that'd be an easy job, no problems, yeah? Think again...
Might be on the top as a monarch
But I've still got problems, no doubt
Financial meetings? Dull as bollocks
Always invasions that you have to break down
Wish I could sleep in, just have a quick lay down
But there's one issue that keeps me awake now

My first day wasn't good, had a pretty major flaw
The crown wasn't sized for my head, now it can't withdraw
'Cause total morons crowned me
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
Absolute morons crowned me
It no longer bleeds but that means it must stay
Forced it so hard, my lobes are quite far from comfortable
It would be insuff'rable if I had no bottleful
Of pills, damn morons crowned me
Morons crowned me, yeah-eah-eah

Not the worst thing to happen to royals
I'm still alive, just hurts like hell
Though it does serve as a good imposter spoiler
Poke that jewel, there's your DNA, help yourself
I wish it wasn't jammed at an angle, oh well
Should feel lucky that nothing's happened to swell

No risk of bloodless coups, there'll be red upon the floor
If they're after my permanent headband, nasty gore
Because real morons crowned me
Oh yeah-hee-ee, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
Those friggin' morons crowned me
Could also be me that should accept the blame
'Cause I loathe fancy clothes and the whole rigamarole
Of things ceremonial, wanted it done, wrapped-up show
I still say morons crowned me
Morons crowned me, yeah, yeah, yeah

Not to be confused with "Come Around Me" from the same album. Or "All Around the World" from a different album. Methinks the Biebs is running on fumes a tad.

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