Roll my eyes
And then I will sigh 'cause I know that you're a bastard
How the hell'd you get hired? Bet you'll get fired
The first time you show up plastered
You're a pain
I thought the day that your face would show up would be never
"An old acquaintance?" Sure, boss, that's not baseless
But I'd hoped all contact was severed

Not you (not you), not you, you're a total putz
The worst kind of a tool, thought I left you in school
I said "Don't stay in touch" (da-da-da-da-da-da-da)
Not you (not you), not you, you pain in the butt
Always showin' up late in a terrible state
I can't unsee your nuts

What a prick
Such a twit that you don't get why I said "I don't like this"
It's like you've somehow forgotten the time you shoved a rotten
Lime up your arse to hide it
It's true
You're a charisma void, though you think that you're just "playful"
Would take too long to sort all the heavin' lies that you must've pitched
Don't feel like bein' tasteful

Not you (not you), not you, won't work with this putz
'Cause I hate what you do and that's off of the booze
I still hurt from that punch (da-da-da-da-da-da-da)
Not you (not you), not you, your brain's in your butt
I don't have that much say but I cannot refrain
You'll drag us through your muck

Not you, not you, not you
Not you, not you, not you
Not you

My day
Was goin' well before the door
Opened up to your smug mug
Words I wanted to use just couldn't come through
Boss and I aren't yet close chums

"Not you (not you)!" "Not you!" is all that would come
Joinin' soon? "I thought you were in jail!" Since that's true
Dude, don't drive in the buff (da-da-da-da-da-da-da)
Not you (not you), not you, you're the worst damn one
A smug douche and a pain who pulls hijinks insane
Boss, can I slam this shut?

Not you, not you, not you
Not you, not you, not you
Not you, not you, not you
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Not you, not you, not you
Not you, not you, not you
Not you, not you, not you