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Song Parodies -> "Prang Prang"

Original Song Title:

"Bang Bang"

Original Performer:

Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj

Parody Song Title:

"Prang Prang"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Do What You Wanna Do" self-challenge. Among other definitons, "prang" is Aussie, Kiwi and Brit slang for a traffic accident. And this one's a doozy, causing a major traffic jam and getting this dude's last nerve. Enjoy!
I know my watch says that an hour's passed
But honestly it feels like four or fi-ive
It's not like I'm late for work or some crap
But I always hate waitin' in a li-ine, oh-oh
Some schmuck had to go crash
Could be home, watchin' M*A*S*H
I know you'd feel the exact same way, dude
If this crap i-interrupted you dri-ive, yeah-eah-eah

Prang, prang on Highway Two, slows down the traffic
Prang, prang by some dumb dudes and I can't stand it
Shouldn't there be some officials there (ah-ooh)
Lettin' the people through? (aaaahhh, hey!)
Prang, prang, so many cars in this accident
Dang, dang many more cars are stuck in traffic
I'm this close to pullin' out my hair (ah-ooh)
Run out of patience soon (aaaahhh, hey!)

Possible upside, you say? Prangs look cool?
I would agree, but I can't see it, ma-ate
The damn prang has got traffic blocked for blocks
So I can't see the carnage, that's just great, oh-oh-oh yeah
I hear a horn ev'ry minute, shhh
That won't do anything
It's a cacophony of beeps and toots
I'm really close to losin' my mind

Prang, prang on Highway Two, it's clogged the traffic
Prang, prang by some dumb dudes, I just can't stand it
Did they run the red light on a dare? (ah-ooh)
That dare-er is a douche (aaaahhh, hey!)
Prang, prang, so many cars got wrecked in this accident
Dang, dang many more cars can't move, it's madness
Ev'rybody knows it just ain't fair (ah-ooh) (and on time whirls)
We've all got shit to do (aaaahhh, hey!) (why the hell ain't traffic movin'?)

I-I-I-It's friggin' awful, traffic shouldn't dawdle
Come on, all you soddin' pricks, go, go
No time for this twaddle, clogged like a ketchup bottle
I'm like, where are the boys in blue? Po-po
Dammit, they should be here doin' good
Like openin' a lane so we could go
Nothin's promisin', no-one's competent
I've got no compliments, none for them
The delay makes me anxious, really sick of this nonsense
To wait this long is bollocks, radio DJ's obnoxious
Won't stop slangin' and rantin', I'm havin' a panic
If I'm stuck here any longer my bladder won't be crampin'
Uh, P to the R to the A to the N to the G (prang, prang, prang, prang p-prang)
P to the R to the A to the N to the G
I know that I'm repeatin' myself, dude
Because the wait's dryin' up my mi-i-ind, my mi-i-i-i-i-i-ind (okay)

Prang, prang on Highway Two, blocked all the traffic
Prang, prang by some dumb dudes, hard not to panic
Angry horn beepin', heard my fair share (ah-ooh)
Swearin', I've heard that too (aaaahhh, hey!)
Prang, prang, so many cars, it's really tragic
Dang, dang, tugs at my heart, how can I stand it?
I try to put my focus elswhere (ah-ooh)
Where's the car-towin' dude? (aaaahhh, hey!)

Prang, prang on Highway Two, it's stopped all traffic
Prang, prang by some dumb dudes, just tow 'em, dammit! (tow 'em quick)
Prang prang, prang p-prang pang (ah-ooh)
Prang prang prang, prang p-prang prang (ahhh, hey!)
Prang, prang, so many cars in this accident
Dang, dang, stuck on my arse, gone numb, can't stand it
Use a turn-off? Got a problem there (ah-ooh)
In the middle lane, dude (aaaahhh, hey!)

I usually don't tag featured artists in the "original performer name" field, but I make exceptions for songs billed as "blah blah AND blah blah" because it implies an equal share in the credit and I'd feel douchey for leaving one of them out. One could make the argument that this is only a Jessie J and Ariana Grande song with a feature from Nicki Minaj, but that's how it's listed Wikipedia, and that's good enough for me.

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